Yoko Ono: “I Had an Affair with Hillary Clinton in the ’70s”

Los Angeles | Yoko Ono shocked reporters yesterday when she responded to a question concerning the presidential run of Hillary Clinton and the possibility that she could become the first woman President of the United States in American history.

The artist and widow of John Lennon, who is in Los Angeles to present a collection of cups and saucers she is exhibiting at the Museum of Modern Art, totally took reporters by surprise by admitting she had not only met the former First Lady at various times during a series of protests against the Vietnam War in New York in the 1970s but also knew her “intimately”.

The celebrity admitted laughingly to having “a fling” with her at the time and acknowledged her election “would be a great advancement for LGBT and Women rights in America” she added.

Yoko Ono shocked reporters when she admitted to "having a fling" with the former Secretary of State after they met during a protest against the Vietnam War in New York in the early 1970s

Hillary Clinton has been hit by a series of allegations of being a lesbian in her career which may have ruined her bid for the presidency, believe some experts

Yoko Ono when asked about her thoughts about Hillary’s run for the presidency completely took reporters by surprise.

“We met many times during the New York Vietnam War protests in the 1970s and became very intimate,” she told reporters.

“We shared many of the same values about sexual equality, fighting against the authoritarian, patriarchal, male-dominated society we were raised in” she explained.

“We had a brief romantic fling when I lived with John in Manhattan and Hillary was studying at Yale, but eventually we lost touch” she added.

“I am amazed how things are going well for her and wish her the best,” she said during the press conference.

Some conservative experts believe the statement could affect the presidential candidate’s bid for the 2020 presidency but previous allegations of Hillary Clinton’s lesbian past, which have resurfaced a number of times in the past two decades, have not seemed to have had a major impact in Hillary’s political career to date, admit others.

118 Comments on "Yoko Ono: “I Had an Affair with Hillary Clinton in the ’70s”"

  1. Edward Huguenin | May 9, 2015 at 6:21 pm | Reply

    Well now that explains what Huma Abedin is doing as her right hand squeeze.

    • I wish that were the only concern re Huma Abedin! Her ‘green card’ arranged marriage to Weiner, her sudden appointment as Hilary’s aide following Clinton’s trip to plead Abdullah to get Obama to give her an appointment – and her high security clearance in the State Department no less…

    • who cares im not voting for her thats all at matters

    • D:
      Green card marriage? Huma Abedin was born in Michigan.

  2. Laughing American Infidel | May 9, 2015 at 6:21 pm | Reply

    They both must have been pretty hard up….they’re both ugly as sin.

  3. Great, the possible future president
    sciccored Yoko ono. That’s a visual
    I could have lived without in my life.

    • Kathy Baldock | May 9, 2015 at 6:07 pm |

      Well, then, you know what? don’t think about in and focus on your own sexual activity which by the way, would be disturbing to people who are strictly homosexual in orientation.

    • Hillary, Oh no!

    • some dude | May 9, 2015 at 8:14 pm |

      Oh god I sure hope she isn’t the next president. We won’t survive another MORON socialist.

    • Leticia Cortez | May 9, 2015 at 8:53 pm |

      I’d rather have Yoko as president than war hawk, corporate lover Hillary. Back when they had that “fling” at least Hillary was against war, now she’s not. regarding her being a lesbian or not, it’s her business. I would be too if I was married to Bill. They only married each other to forward their political careers. She’s not going to lose the LGBT vote. But as a woman & feminist I will never support her. She’s a wall street conservative democrat, who is pro-TPP, pro-Keystone Pipeline and I don’t trust her, she’s a liar.

    • Oh, hush it, Kathy. You’re just upset ’cause I’m playing hard to suck!

    • Visual, I’m thinking about the audio, Yoko’s wailing during the whaling!

    • Mary Egan | June 1, 2015 at 2:09 pm |

      I can only repeat what my mother used to say about the Beatles: “They are laughing all the way to the bank”. Mrs. Clinton is a fine woman but is not the only person who gets maligned for no good reason. It seems Yoko is trying to stir up trouble…or sadly she is suffering from dementia or wishes to be in the limelight again. Who goes to a museum to look at tea cups?

    • LOL I agree not an image I want to imagine EWE!

    • Hahahahaaa! Finally, someone with a sense of humor.
      Fret not people, VOTE.
      RTG, for sounding digusted, you sound so educated on scissoring or you were present, having said that-lol

    • if it makes you feel any better, lesbians dont actually scissor thats just a myth perpetrated by people who don’t understand gay sex

    • Hahahaha! That comment by Gi – ‘lesbians dont scissor’ That made me laugh so loud! You know lesbians (and hetero women) do a lot of things!! You can’t group everyone together and say they do or don’t do a ‘thing’ I’m not sure if you are lesbian Gi, but do me a favour and dont talk for us all!

  4. Hilary’s response will be: “I did not have sex with that woman”

    • LMAO!!! @ maynar….. and I agree who cares!!!

    • Good one!

    • George Monk | May 10, 2015 at 4:36 pm |

      This is news? I thought it was a well-known fact that Hillary is a lesbian.

    • Lesbian?!? *cough* Chelsea Clinton *cough* Maybe try bi.

    • Yeah, right. Some will say “but Chelsea. . ..” The mainstream media won’t go near it but it is pretty well known that Bill essentially raped Hills the night Chelsea as conceived – and then he bragged about it (such charming people). It is also well known that he will shag any female who is still alive, but she is more “broad-minded” and evidently swings both ways. It seems that not only does she do Bill (when she has no options) but that she and Vince Foster had a thing, then on the distaff side she has Huma and who knows how many others.

    • Chelsey is just a cover up…

    • liz lorman | May 31, 2015 at 2:18 am |

      So what if she did. Who cares?

    • Don’t you mean: “I did not have sexual Relations with that woman”
      If you’re gonna do it, do it right! 😉

  5. Wow!! Hilary’s gate swings both ways. Who know that? Big who cares. Move on people. Nothing to see here.

    • Agreed. Who cares?

    • misterwax | May 9, 2015 at 5:35 pm |

      well, in politics…everybody knew that…. it is very old news…Hillary gets more strange bush than Bill ever did…

    • some dude | May 9, 2015 at 8:13 pm |

      Agreed, there’s no reason to care. She’s an awful, hateful, moronic, and iincompetent douche regardless of her sexual orientation.

    • somedude – sort your spelling out you useless piece o’.

    • Oso campana | May 9, 2015 at 9:42 pm |

      His spelling is perhaps atrocious, but you forgot a comma jackass.

    • Drag a crooked lesbian bitch through a trailer park, you never know what you’ll find.

    • It’s only a big thing cause she is running for president. She isn’t the first 1st lady to have intimate relations with women. Look at the long affair of E. Roosevelt.

    • I dunno if anyone cares about her “gate”, but this individual has one-hell of a body count surrounding her and Wild Bill. She has also provided cover to her serial-rapist husband according to a number of women.

      I know our media and political machine is 100% compromised, but why would people even pretend that this woman is presidential material?

    • She shouldn’t be president just because of her lousy taste in women.

    • Rod MacLeod | May 10, 2015 at 1:44 pm |

      One thing I’ve noticed about liberals, and in this thread too. When someone disagrees with them,he/she is a racist or some other label, and they resort to calling people names. Maybe it’s because they have no rational argument. I think liberalism is a mental disorder anyway.

    • If, for not other reason, Hillary Rotten Clinton, should be disqualified as a candidate for any political position, for muff diving on that terrible ugly bitch Ono

    • paulaegraham | May 10, 2015 at 9:00 pm |

      When your partner’s married, it isn’t just about what your sexuality is, but about whether you can be trusted.

    • Tim Lattimore | May 10, 2015 at 10:49 pm |

      While our country may have fallen so far as to not care, our Founding Fathers would roll over in their grave. Rice University published a study which showed that 92% of our Found Fathers written words discussed scriptures directly or indirectly.

    • Sorry to tell you but I think most everyone knew she swings both ways, especially when she’s drunk

    • Both ways????

    • Ron F

      Don’t you mean,”She shouldn’t be president just because of women that taste lousy”.

    • @ Paula graham…. If your partner is married, doesn’t that make you married as well? Am I missing something here?

    • When States chose presidential second-rate actor with a neurodegenerative disease – the world smiled.
      When States chose presidential sexual pervert who prefer oral sex traditional and dragged ,in the evening,in the White House of a local prostitute – the world began to giggle.
      When States chose presidential oligophrenic being retarded,with an IQ of a chimpanzee – the world laughed at the voice.
      But when States chose for President of Niger from Mombasa,with the habits of baboon – the world is already littered patstalom))
      What would happen to the world when States choose presidential Butch lesbian? Die from laughter?
      Oh,America,stop! The plinth is already passed))

    • Just look at the clowns on the GOP trying to run for president. These morons are falling over each other with their gaffes statements. Imagine a Rand Paul, Ted Cruz or even a Jeb Bush meeting with a foreign leader, brrrrr

    • Douche is the correct spelling.

    • Douche is the correct spelling. See douche bag.

    • shes an extremist

    • Ratmonger | May 18, 2015 at 5:27 am |

      Agreed. Move along, Folks. Nothing to see here. Just another amoral, corrupt, degenerate Democrat. So what!?

    • Move on? Nothing to see here? This “SKAG”, is runnig for President! Does “MORALITY MATTER? ? ? ? ?

    • Sam Mayer | May 30, 2015 at 6:32 pm |


    • Rod MacLoed, your comment hits the nail on the head. Instead of justifying positions with details, buffoonery ensues. Although not a Hillary fan, sexual choices need not become an issue . . . it is a moot point.

    • Why would anyone care, jealous? let it go!!!

    • Wow….at ANDRE. What an ugly person you are to write such ugly, vitriolic words.

    • What else you got? She will be a one leg peg pirate when it’s all over.

    • I bet Bill knew!

    • Fellow Yankee Fan | May 31, 2015 at 5:27 pm |

      I care! Own it Hillary. Don’t blame others, show some courage for the LBGT community and Human will understand.

    • Didn’t Bill once say that “Hillary has eaten more pu**y that I have.”

    • Tim, I reckon that Hillary is the one being discussed here. Yoko Ono was her partner, and yes she was married to John Lennon at the time. Bill & Hillary Clinton weren’t wed until October 1975, after the fall of Saigon.

    • Colin McAlpin | June 1, 2015 at 6:43 am |

      Of course she did since it’s been at least one whole day that she hasn’t been mentioned in any media outlet … the woman is always desperate for publicity in fear of being completely forgotten. And anyway, can she produce any proof?

    • Andre hits the nail on the head!
      and Russ as well

    • TexasMeow | June 1, 2015 at 6:38 pm |

      Nobody seems to care…….that is unless it’s a Republican that does it.

    • Just say no to "Clinton-Bush" | June 1, 2015 at 9:54 pm |

      Liberals label it is how they attempt to control a topic or a person. Her Lesbian activities interest me none but her political corruptness is beaten only by her and Bill’s equal and opposite the Bush’s!

    • Good one

    • This was long ago, Hillary moved on to younger meat, Now it’s Uma Abadin that she is diving into.

    • MaryAnn Gutoff | June 2, 2015 at 1:43 am |

      But Hillary never inhaled, so it doesn’t count. 🙂

    • concerned | June 2, 2015 at 1:59 pm |

      @jose Let it go? You are part of the problem!
      @yankee fan We are not talking about LGBT, we are talking about morality.

    • RichFromShowMe | June 2, 2015 at 3:50 pm |

      This makes the “very close relationship” between the “wiener-waggers-wife”, Huma, take on more validity.

      Evidently willy got the “green light” when she turned to the same sex?

    • who care these daz-id vote for her opposed to Another Bush-

    • Will Hilary’s statement go something like…..”I did not have sexual relations with that woman”

    • Rocketmissile | June 2, 2015 at 7:04 pm |

      She’s also a repugnant, lying, and self serving crook. You should care about that.

    • Mr Mime the Ripper | June 2, 2015 at 7:53 pm |

      Dont give a fuck.
      Hillary will destroy the U.S.A if shes president.
      Who cares who she sucked or licked in the past – its her morals that are the issues

    • Grace king | June 3, 2015 at 1:50 am |

      Who cares what she likes. Non of ya”ll business .

    • Apparently, she was cheating on Bill as he cheated on her. Cheating is lying!!

    • Her gate swings one way, her and Bill had an arrangement and she was only pissed he got caught not that he was seeing Monica. She has used Bill to gain her own power and the only reason she is with him, Chelsey wasn’t planned and there is some doubt Bill is even the father if you compare her to Hubble you will see she looks far more like him…..

    • Just means her and Bill will have the same interns under their desks

    • Shavasana | June 3, 2015 at 9:53 pm |

      Yoko said that? What a rousy thing for her to say…!

    • Don Quigley | June 5, 2015 at 2:36 am |

      Hillary Benghazi will make as bad a president as she did a first lady…..

    • Rod MacLeod, your claim about Liberals is semi-accurate, but you somehow did not notice the way people on the Right talk. Bitch, Dyke, and other hateful, and sexist, euphemisms are used to lessen Hillary because she is a women who is possibly into other women.

      Yes, Liberals are reactionary and often bicker like children, but so much of the Right is borderline Sociopathic in their hatred of everyone who is not like them, i.e. White and Male.

    • I can’t imagine that much ugly under the same set of sheets… With that much liberal together, anything could have happened…. Voting for Hillary would be like reselling the farm we don’t have anymore because of the current liberal, socialist scum bag currently in office.

    • jane walck | June 5, 2015 at 7:51 pm |

      WOW….you wish her well after that statement….what a bitch you are yoko whatever…..john lennon must have been heavy into weed to have tied up with you!!!!

    • The scariest 5 words for 2016: Hillabitch is commander in chief!!!

    • I’m sure if it was a Republican running for office all of you would care. Fucking hypocrites.

    • Bob Carello | July 20, 2015 at 11:49 pm |

      Hilary & Rosie O’Donnell: The new dream team? This is probably what the Roman Empire looked like just before the fall. God Bless America!

    • well said 🙂 thank you. grow up people.

    • yeah who cares about transparency

    • Marvin B. Cohen | October 24, 2015 at 2:07 pm |

      Could be that Hillary and Bill could tag-team a few girls along the way to living in the White House. And, then a few while laying around the Presidential bed.

    • Wow you know what? Historically there is something called “morality and moral conduct” that usually goes hand and hand with a viable free healthy society. While sexual perversion and deviancy a always associated with a society on the brink of collapse, but you self-serving sleazebag liberals would care much about that would you. Because you’re only concerned about getting yourselves off at the expense of the others.

    • She is gay and an alcoholic.

    • Lance Sackless | October 24, 2015 at 10:42 pm |

      So the fact Yoko admits cheating on John means nothing to you?

    • Donald Large | October 25, 2015 at 12:37 am |

      No, it guaranteesBernie for president, Hillary for VP. Hillary isthe Biden to BerniesObama. Bernie expands the voter pool and rapmpps of Jewish pride turnout for the first Jewish president. Yoko may have made the democrats unbeatable in that regard. I pray that she has.

    • no hillabeast | October 25, 2015 at 2:51 am |

      Two decrepit mutants wallowing in a vat of raw sewage

    • I like her more now.

    • NDMA against America's Exceptional Terrorism | October 25, 2015 at 3:16 pm |

      Seems Hillary swings a lot of ways : Anti-War Protestor to Aspiring Leader of the World’s Most Prolific (well more murderous than Hitler) Genocidal Militarized Pirate Regime 🙁 Along with their ally, Israel : they truly have the world market on terrorism and terrorism-induced-sales/costs pretty cornered 🙁

    • Alot of us care. Belive it or not , alot of us in
      “fly over” America , dont want daughters and sons taught
      that homosexuality , lesbianism , furrys , bear culture ect..are normal.
      Hillary has deep problems legally and mentally.

    • She’s not attractive to men..

    • Good comment, who cares! Go Hillary!

    • Much more to worry about in the world People than if or when hillary did have sex with women. Yoko shut your ugly mouth.

    • I think presidential material is “Playdough” origins unknown, flexible boundaries and the ability to be watered down and flushed easily when finished with! Basically the owner is responsible for shape and use.

    • Pamela Hunter | October 26, 2015 at 11:09 am |

      And what a hypocrite. Hillary was against Gay marriage up until about a year ago. And probably is only saying she is for Gay marriage now because of the election. Bill Clinton had made promises to the Gay faction to help Gay’s in the military etc once elected…. he failed… the best he could do was don’t ask don’t tell. Which karmicly later he got to experience how don’t ask don’t tell just does not work for anyone. And I could not gote for Hillary because I do not know the definition of ‘is’ and a few other words used for deceit.

    • Move on people. Nothing to see here…. That sums up the Liberal response to everything.

    • You would care if she had an R after her name.

    • Reply to adren,u r what I call all simplest mine.and a DICKHEAD,U CAN’T help urself poor dickhead. .lol

    • But, if Trump had homosexual relations, back in the day, would a double standard exist?
      It does explain why she puts up with his affairs though.
      It is a bit hypocritical, to stay in a marriage of convenience, for political appearances sake though, don’t you think?

    • I care, dang straight! She probably OK’d Bill Clinton’s affair with Monica and all others, too. A potentially swinging couple in the White House? Give me a FREAKIN break. smh #SCHLONGHILLARY2016

    • Agreed, who cares. I have suspected for a long time that she had homosexual leanings. I don’t think it would effect her presidential run at all.

    • I could care less about whether or not she get’s more then I do….She belongs in prison for treason (leftist traitor) take Yoko’s useless ass with you.Ehrn you get indicted you can have all the girls in your cell you want to.

    • I guess Hillary can say to Jeb

    • This is a great thread! 🙂

    • This no longer matters in these times.

    • Except for the fact that Hillary is a lying warmonger.

    • She shouldn’t be running anyways. She was told she should halt her campaign back in February because of her email scandal. Looks like she may just have to when the FBI gets ahold of her. Seems close now. Lol

    • Stained Dress | March 19, 2016 at 9:49 pm |

      Eleanor Roosevelt syndrome? Perhaps this is why the BJ controversy was no big deal to Shillary?

    • Karen in SC | January 7, 2017 at 6:03 am |

      Yoko obviously has senile dementia. No one would admit to doing Hillary.

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