Yoga teacher hospitalized after performing blowjob on himself

Malibu, CA | A California yoga teacher who performed a fellatio on himself was rushed into the Malibu Urgent Care Center this week after doctors had to surgically remove his own penis from his throat.

Marvin Lewinski, 39, who was practicing a Tibetan form of Tantric yoga at the time of the incident, managed to contact 9-1-1 before eventually losing consciousness moments later.

Lewinski, a Malibu yoga instructor who specializes in teaching Karmamudrā, a Vajrayana Buddhist technique of sexual practice with a physical or visualized consort, said he should have been more prudent in his practice.

“Had I used lubricant, none of this would’ve happened. It usually doesn’t get stuck in the back of my throat like this,” he told reporters.

Dr. Peter Irving at the Malibu Urgent Care Center said that his patient would have suffered brain damage or organ failure if the procedure hadn’t been carried out in time.

Lewinski admits that even though he has 12 years of experience as a teacher of Karmamudrā techniques, he should have never attempted the risky maneuvers by himself.

“These are extremely advanced techniques of Tantrism and should not be practiced alone at any time. Always have a friend nearby,” he warns.

Although Tantric sex is usually practiced with a partner, Lewinski claims his superior techniques involve “highly evolved spiritual beings” with whom “sex becomes an expression of divine union” and a “conduit for consciousness.”

Marvin Lewinski, who currently has no medical insurance, is set to launch a GoFundMe campaign this week where he will offer free online yoga classes to help him reimburse his medical fees that amount up to $236,000.

6 Comments on "Yoga teacher hospitalized after performing blowjob on himself"

  1. $236,000? You could have bought a life time supply of prostitutes , buddy. Next time hire a professional!

  2. Colleen Neely | July 18, 2019 at 6:07 pm | Reply

    Monica Blewinsky

  3. Did anyone else catch the last name? Lewinski will always be associated with penises.

  4. Yoga from budha
    So this lesson from budha

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