Woman arrested for trying out dozens of sex toys in the middle of a Walmart store

Union City, California | A woman was arrested this morning after stripping almost naked in a Walmart store to test various sex toys in front of dozens of shocked customers.

The Union City Police Department received a call from the department store manager around 9:45 this morning, reporting that a customer was behaving indecently.

Upon arriving on the site, the officers found 27-year old Laura Martinez lying almost naked on the floor and masturbating with a vibrator.

According to Darlene Anderson, an employee who witnessed the incident, Ms. Martinez used at least two dozen different toys before she was arrested.

“It was the grossest thing I’ve seen in my life. That fat lady just dropped her pants and started testing every dildo and vibrator we have in front of everyone!”

Ms. Anderson adds that she will be haunted by the images and sounds to which she was exposed today.

“The worst part was her moaning and screaming. It was disgusting! I’m pretty sure I’ll have nightmares about it.”

Darlene Anderson, who witnessed the incident, says she will have nightmares about it. The store management confirmed that psychological help would be made available to employees who need it.

Ms. Martinez now faces a total of 7 criminal charges including felony indecent exposure, causing public nuisance and disorderly conduct.

She was freed on bail less than two hours after her arrest and is expected to be back in court in November for the beginning of her trial.

Her lawyer, Mr. James Mulford described the charges as “excessive and unjustified” and said he’s convinced of her innocence.

According to him, the young woman did not intend to attract attention to her genitals but was just testing the merchandise with the clear intent of buying some of the products.

If found guilty on all charges, the young woman could face a maximum of 3 years in jail and a fine of $25,000.

5 Comments on "Woman arrested for trying out dozens of sex toys in the middle of a Walmart store"

  1. Ugh. Good thing she didn’t try to buy a gun. Merika’s people seem to be getting dumber and dumber. Maybe it’s the fluoride or all those mandatory “life-saving” vaccines.

  2. Only in america ehhh

  3. It sounds as if she needs to be thrown into a Mental Health locked facility for the rest of her life, with all her pleasure toys. YUCK!!

  4. What did she think it was? Try before you buy? Still, 3 years… I bet Dillion Harper would’ve gotten off, heh, with a warning and a round of applause.

  5. What Walmart sells Sex toys?…This is Typical in a Walmart, anything Happens in a Walmart!

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