Woman arrested for emasculating cheating husband with her teeth

St. Louis, Missouri | A 43-year-old woman was arrested this morning by the St. Louis Police Department after she tore off her husband’s genitals with her own teeth as an act of vengeance for an alleged infidelity.

During her interrogation, Christina Palmer Anderson confessed that she had been planning her crime since she had surprised her husband performing oral sex on her crystal meth dealer, last weekend.

She told police that she had spent many hours sharpening her teeth with a nail file over the last week, in order to make the castration easier.

She finally put her plan into action this morning and began by tying her husband’s hand and feet to their bed, pretending that it was part of a sexual game.

In an astonishing feat of jaw strength, she then cut through her husband’s genitals with her teeth, tearing his penis and testicles from his body. She then left him there, severely bleeding, to go in another room of the residence and smoke drugs.

The victim, 47-year old John Maurice Anderson, was, fortunately, able to untie himself in a matter of minutes and call 911, before he finally lost consciousness. The police and paramedics arrived a few minutes later, and rapidly arrested Ms. Anderson and transported her husband to the Saint Louis University Hospital

“When the officers arrived on the site, the victim was naked, unconscious and covered with blood,” police chief  Jon Belmar told reporters.

“The accused was sitting on a couch, smoking crystal meth with her face and clothes full of blood.

“She immediately confessed to castrating her husband, screaming “I bit his dick off!” over and over again, and bragging about her crime.”


St Louis County Police chief, Jon Belmar, described the crime as “one of the most horrific he as seen in his career”.

Christina Anderson will now face charges of first-degree domestic assault and attempted manslaughter, as well as possession of drugs and drug paraphernalia.

However, she will have to undergo a complete psychiatric evaluation before her trial can begin.

Her husband what put in an artificial coma and remains in a “critical condition”, but the doctors watching him no longer fear for his life.

He will remain hospitalized for at least a week, but the damage done to his genitals is permanent and will necessitate some serious reconstructive surgery.

5 Comments on "Woman arrested for emasculating cheating husband with her teeth"

  1. LOL Spelling Errors | April 28, 2017 at 10:45 pm | Reply

    It’s not emasculate it’s “Castrate”

    “Her husband what put in an artificial coma and remains in a “critical condition”, but the doctors watching him no longer fear for his life.”

    Should read “Her husband was put…”

  2. Either way, your wife is blowing her drug dealer, or you are blowing your wife’s drug dealer…let the sad bastard die in peace.

  3. “she had surprised her husband performing oral sex on her crystal meth dealer, last weekend.” her Husband was surprised when he caught her going down on the dealer?? OR She “WAS” surprised when she caught her husband going down on the drug dealer??

  4. To the author. ..please use spell check.

  5. That’s so methed up..

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