Newly discovered species of cockroach named after Donald Trump by Mexican biologist
A new species of cockroach discovered in December in Mexico was officially named after President Trump for the record amount of excrements it produces every…
Wildlife
South African man arrested for bribing game wardens in exchange for sex with elephants
A South African businessman has been arrested by Johannesburg police after he attempted to bribe game wardens thirty-seven times in the past twelve months. Olag…
California: Missing hiker was held captive as sex slave to 200-pound female cougar
A Californian man who had been missing for over two weeks after a three-day planned hiking trip was found alive this week at the southwestern…
San Diego Zoo: Rhino has 96-hour-long erection after teenagers feed it Viagra
San Diego, CA | A southern white rhino has been in full-blown erection for over 96 hours at the San Diego Zoo, Safari Park officials report….
Canada: Moose Escapes from Zoo and Goes on Cow-Raping Rampage
A moose that has escaped from the Calgary Zoo is wreaking havoc on local farms in the area as the 2,000-pound beast has allegedly been…
Florida: 400-Pound Woman Survives Sexual Assault by herd of Manatees
Fort Pierce, FL | The U.S. Coast Guard rescued a Florida woman from a frightening assault by a herd of manatees yesterday near Pepper Park…