Cincinnati man arrested after entering pet shop while drunk and eating a dozen live goldfishes
A heavily inebriated man was arrested this morning after entering a Pet Valu store in downtown Cincinnati and devouring at least 16 live fishes in…
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Church of Donald Trump and Confirmation Day Saints legally recognized as religion by Utah court
A new religion preaching that Donald Trump is a Messiah sent by God to liberate the world from a Satan-worshipping cabal of pedophiles and worships…
Woman sues USPS for $1,1M in child support after having 6 children from 5 different mailmen
A woman filed an unusual lawsuit this morning at the Wayne County Circuit Court, in Detroit, demanding $1,125,750 in child support from the United States…
Man with sexual fetish about nasal swabs banned from COVID testing after 192 negative tests
A South Carolina court issued an unusual restrictive injunction this morning, revoking a Greenville resident’s right to be tested for the COVID-19 virus after he…
Male stripper shot 5 times after showing up at a gang hideout by mistake in a cop costume
An exotic dancer hired to entertain a bachelorette party in Orlando was almost killed after he showed up at the wrong address, entering an MS-13…
51-year old man blows up Walmart bathroom while trying to cook crystal meth
Detroit, Michigan | A drug addict who thought he could improvise himself a chemist and cook his own drug in a Walmart bathroom with chemicals…
Missouri park rangers discover remains of two hunters inside a 1200-lb boar
Park rangers of the Missouri Department of Natural Resources had a morbid surprise after killing an especially large and aggressive boar roaming in a residential neighborhood of…
Fetishist squirrel hunted down in Pittsburg after stealing hundreds of lace panties from clotheslines
A kleptomaniac squirrel with a thing for women’s underwear was finally caught this morning after allegedly stealing more than 300 pairs of panties over the…
Woman sues sperm bank after paying $75,000 for “Donald Trump’s semen” and giving birth to a black baby
A New York woman is suing a fertility clinic for $2,25 million after paying more than $75,000 for semen allegedly coming from President Trump and…
Indiana egg farmer transported to hospital with a live adult chicken stuck in his rectal cavity
A farm owner from Shelbyville in Indiana was transported to the hospital in a critical condition late last night with an extremely agitated hen more…