Sperm bank nurse falls pregnant after smuggling semen in her vagina
A nurse working at a sperm bank in Virginia was arrested after she fell pregnant from a stolen vial of semen she smuggled out of her…
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Man emasculated after trying to use air compressor to enlarge his penis
A man who tried to enlarge his genitals by inflating them with an air compressor was left completely emasculated and almost died after his penis…
Mortician arrested after spending 8 hours with penis stuck inside corpse
A mortician from Savannah, in Georgia, was arrested this morning after his penis got stuck inside a dead man’s rectum, causing him to get caught…
Man claims that drinking gallons of sperm cured him of homosexuality
Tuscaloosa, AL | A well-known naturopath and former LGBT militant claims to have “cured himself” of his homosexuality by drinking two glasses of sperm per…
Crystal meth addict nearly dies after chewing off his own penis
A man was found in a critical condition and lying in a pool of his own blood after he allegedly chewed off his own penis…
Man sues his mother for breastfeeding him until age 12
A 37-year old man from Tennessee has launched a $350,000 civil lawsuit against his own mother, whom he blames for his failed life and social…
Elderly woman accused of training her 65 cats to steal from neighbors
Columbus, Ohio | An 83-year old woman was arrested this morning and accused of training dozens of cats to steal jewelry and other valuables from…
Bomb squad successfully disarms artillery shell stuck in man’s rectum
Explosive experts of the SFPD bomb squad were called to the San Francisco General Hospital this morning, to disarm an artillery projectile that was stuck in a…
Veterinarian accused of having sex with more than 300 dogs
A renowned veterinarian from Trenton in Missouri was arrested this morning after being filmed by a security camera while having sex with several dogs. According to…
Man high on ecstasy burns own genitals while trying to have sex with electric fence
Scottsdale, AZ | A rave party turned terribly wrong for a young Arizona man highly intoxicated on ecstasy after he ended up having sexual intercourse with an…