Trans-species man who identifies as a squirrel arrested for two 20-ton peanut truck heists
A trans-species man who lives in the woods as a squirrel was arrested this morning by deputies of the Bacon County Sheriff’s Department for hijacking…
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Fetishist squirrel hunted down in Pittsburg after stealing hundreds of lace panties from clotheslines
A kleptomaniac squirrel with a thing for women’s underwear was finally caught this morning after allegedly stealing more than 300 pairs of panties over the…
Woman arrested for training squirrels to attack her ex-boyfriend
45-year old Janice Smith was arrested this morning by officers of the Detroit Police Department for allegedly capturing numerous squirrels and training them to attack her…