Ohio man accused of ejaculating in dozens of coworkers’ lunches every day for four years
A factory worker from Cincinnati was arrested this morning and accused of ejaculating in his coworkers’ food during each of his work shift over more…
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Woman sues sperm bank after paying $75,000 for “Donald Trump’s semen” and giving birth to a black baby
A New York woman is suing a fertility clinic for $2,25 million after paying more than $75,000 for semen allegedly coming from President Trump and…
Colorado: 61-year-old catholic nun falls pregnant after unknowingly eating 12 lbs of bull testicles
A catholic nun found herself pregnant without even breaking her vow of chastity, after devouring six platefuls of Rockie Mountains oysters, a local delicacy made…
Burglar snorts dried sperm thinking it was cocaine, contracts herpes and syphilis
A burglar contracted syphilis and two types of herpes after snorting more than 50 grams of dried human semen in the mistaken belief that it…
124-year old woman claims secret to her longevity is drinking sperm on a daily basis
The oldest Canadian woman alive was celebrating her 124th anniversary this morning in Mississauga, and she gave a surprising answer when asked the secret of…
Prostitute avoids jail time after being diagnosed as ‘spermaholic’
A 67-year-old woman from Houston was released Tuesday after admitting to engaging in prostitution, but has ultimately avoided jail time after being diagnosed as a…
Woman grows 42-ZZ breasts thanks to sperm drinking diet
A Californian woman with breasts weighing more than 30-lbs each claims that her secret is drinking a pint of sperm per day. 27-year old Jesabelle…
Sperm bank nurse falls pregnant after smuggling semen in her vagina
A nurse working at a sperm bank in Virginia was arrested after she fell pregnant from a stolen vial of semen she smuggled out of her…
Man claims that drinking gallons of sperm cured him of homosexuality
Tuscaloosa, AL | A well-known naturopath and former LGBT militant claims to have “cured himself” of his homosexuality by drinking two glasses of sperm per…
Man accused of ejaculating in his boss’ coffee everyday for 4 years
Newark, New Jersey | A man was arrested on his work site this morning after it was discovered that he was ejaculating in his employer’s coffee…