Yoga teacher hospitalized after performing blowjob on himself
Malibu, CA | A California yoga teacher who performed a fellatio on himself was rushed into the Malibu Urgent Care Center this week after doctors had to…
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Boston man sues Dyson for $2.3 million after being partially emasculated by vacuum cleaner
A Boston man is suing Dyson for $2.3 million after he was left partially emasculated from inserting his penis into a Dyson vacuum cleaner. Matthew…
Doctors find dildo lost 45 years ago inside woman’s uterus after she complains about stomach aches
Hartford, Connecticut | Doctors of Saint Francis Hospital & Medical Center had quite a surprise when they x-rayed a woman consulting for acute stomach pain…
Texas man admits kidnapping 79 people to anally probe them while disguised as an alien
El Paso, Texas | A man who was arrested by the FBI Yesterday has confessed to kidnapping and sexually assaulting several dozen people while using…
Woman sues ex-roommate for $1.2m for training her parrot to sexually harass her
A woman filed a sexual harassment lawsuit against her ex-roommate for teaching her pet parrot dozens of lewd remarks which it would repeat hundreds of…
Woman arrested for trying out dozens of sex toys in the middle of a Walmart store
Union City, California | A woman was arrested this morning after stripping almost naked in a Walmart store to test various sex toys in front…
Hurricane Florence: 400-pound woman sues NC Zoo after escaped hippo tried to rape her
Asheboro, NC | The North Carolina Zoo is being sued after a woman claims she was sexually assaulted by a hippopotamus that had escaped the…
San Diego Zoo: Rhino has 96-hour-long erection after teenagers feed it Viagra
San Diego, CA | A southern white rhino has been in full-blown erection for over 96 hours at the San Diego Zoo, Safari Park officials report….
Allergic man rushed to hospital after girlfriend spread peanut butter on her vagina
Bakersfield, CA | A Californian man is being hospitalized after his girlfriend spread peanut butter on her vagina to punish her cheating boyfriend. Jane Lee…
Man contracts flesh-eating disease after eating boyfriend’s anus while he had diarrhea
San Francisco, CA | A 28-year-old man is lying in critical condition after he contracted necrotizing fasciitis, a rare form of flesh-eating bacteria. Adam Rader, 28,…