Taco Bell employee arrested for serving his prosthetic penis in a customer’s burrito
A Taco Bell employee found a disturbing to show his sexual attraction to a customer: he inserted his prosthetic penis in the burrito she ordered…
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Woman rolls over her husband 39 times with her SUV after surprising him in bed with her grandmother
A woman who caught her husband having sex with her own grandmother had a violent reaction last night in Richmond, Virginia, recklessly running over him…
Drunk Canadian woman suffers 3rd degree frostbite after having sex with fire hydrant at -35 °C
A woman desperate for sex after a series of failed Tinder encounter made an extremely poor choice of partner last night in Edmonton: she engaged…
Tennessee man arrested for breaking in shoe store at night to have sex with dozens of sandals
Police officers had quite a surprise last night when they answered a call concerning a break-in at a Payless ShoeSource store in Jackson, Tennessee; they…
Irish midget accused of posing as a leprechaun to extort sex from 26 women in exchange for pot of gold
A 3-foot-and-4-inches-tall Irishman was arrested this morning for allegedly taking advantage of credulous women by posing as a leprechaun and extorting sexual favors in exchange…
Idaho teen sexually assaulted by a grizzly bear while disguised as a sasquatch for a hoax video
A prank attempt went terribly wrong for a 14-year old boy from Boise, as he was raped by a 700-lb grizzly bear while walking around…
Utah man sues drug store for $1,4M after being handed castration pills instead of sleeping pills
A man from Salt Lake is suing Smith’s Food & Drug Centers and two of its employees for $1,425,000 for causing his emasculation by mistakenly…
Vermont man grows a second penis after experimental radiation treatment for prostate cancer
A test subject for a new experimental cancer treatment involving radioactive isotopes is suffering from an unusual and extremely disturbing side effect: he has grown…
Minnesota man suffers extreme frostbite to genitals after drunken sex with snowman he mistook for ex-wife
A Minnesota man in Red Lake has suffered extreme frostbite to his genitals after allegedly engaging in sexual intercourse with a snowman. Russell Baker, 42, was…
A page turns in Las Vegas’ history: 76-year old prostitute retires after satisfying her 500,000th client
Today marks an important milestone in the history of prostitution in Nevada, as the legendary prostitute Beatrice “3$” Thompson announced her retirement after a 54-year…