Swarm of billions of locusts plaguing Africa totally decimated after eating Monsanto GMO crops
An enormous swarm of locusts estimated to between 8 and 12 billion insects was reduced to a few hundred individuals after it entered a Somalian…
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San Francisco city water chemist found guilty of adding pheromones to tap water to ‘turn population gay’
A San Francisco water chemist was found guilty yesterday of chemically altering San Francisco’s water supply. Jeffrey Bain, 43, has been charged with endangering public…
Star Trek fan who claimed wife died during teleportation experiment sentenced to life in prison for murder
A Washington judge has sentenced a Seattle man to life in prison after he was found guilty by a jury of second-degree murder. Lucy Cranbrook,…
Irish Pfizer plant releases 750 tons of Viagra in river, thousands of sheep go on a sex craze
Irish shepherds finally got an answer concerning their animals’ uncontrollable sex urges, as the pharmaceutical corporation Pfizer admitted that one of its drug-manufacturing plants accidentally spilled more…
Flea and tick vaccine rendered millions of cats autistic claims veterinarian
A world-renowned veterinarian and feline specialist claims that he discovered an indisputable link between the Feline Autism Syndrome and the cat flea vaccine. Dr. Andrew…
124-year old woman claims secret to her longevity is drinking sperm on a daily basis
The oldest Canadian woman alive was celebrating her 124th anniversary this morning in Mississauga, and she gave a surprising answer when asked the secret of…
Area 51 scientist claims she was impregnated by an alien prisoner
A biologist who worked on a secret government research project in area 51 until a few weeks ago claims she was impregnated by one of…
Nigerian court determines woman with 8-inch long clitoris is legally a man
The Supreme court of Nigeria pronounced a very controversial ruling this morning in Abuja, declaring that all women with clitorises longer than 7,5 centimetres (3…
South Africa: new genetic treatment could allow black parents to have white children
A team of South African geneticists has developed what they call a “genetic correction serum” that could allow black parents to have white children. Scientists…
Man gets 3rd testicle removed, discovers it was his dead Siamese brother
A man who was born with three testicles had a very unpleasant surprise after getting his extra testicle removed last week: he learned that the…