Star Trek fan who claimed wife died during teleportation experiment sentenced to life in prison for murder
A Washington judge has sentenced a Seattle man to life in prison after he was found guilty by a jury of second-degree murder. Lucy Cranbrook,…
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Irish Pfizer plant releases 750 tons of Viagra in river, thousands of sheep go on a sex craze
Irish shepherds finally got an answer concerning their animals’ uncontrollable sex urges, as the pharmaceutical corporation Pfizer admitted that one of its drug-manufacturing plants accidentally spilled more…
Flea and tick vaccine rendered millions of cats autistic claims veterinarian
A world-renowned veterinarian and feline specialist claims that he discovered an indisputable link between the Feline Autism Syndrome and the cat flea vaccine. Dr. Andrew…
124-year old woman claims secret to her longevity is drinking sperm on a daily basis
The oldest Canadian woman alive was celebrating her 124th anniversary this morning in Mississauga, and she gave a surprising answer when asked the secret of…
Area 51 scientist claims she was impregnated by an alien prisoner
A biologist who worked on a secret government research project in area 51 until a few weeks ago claims she was impregnated by one of…
Nigerian court determines woman with 8-inch long clitoris is legally a man
The Supreme court of Nigeria pronounced a very controversial ruling this morning in Abuja, declaring that all women with clitorises longer than 7,5 centimetres (3…
South Africa: new genetic treatment could allow black parents to have white children
A team of South African geneticists has developed what they call a “genetic correction serum” that could allow black parents to have white children. Scientists…
Man gets 3rd testicle removed, discovers it was his dead Siamese brother
A man who was born with three testicles had a very unpleasant surprise after getting his extra testicle removed last week: he learned that the…
Man who had woman’s brain transplanted has five car crashes in two weeks
A man who had his own brain replaced by a woman’s brain in September during a groundbreaking medical procedure had five car accidents in less…
China: Fertility clinic accused of inseminating women with pig semen
Six employees of a fertility clinic in the city of Lanzhou, in the Northwestern Chinese province of Gansu, received sentences ranging from 8 to 25 years…