Meteorite fragment found in Canada revealed to be fossilized alien feces
Canadian scientists studying fragments from a meteorite that landed in Northern Canada in December claim the mineral is almost certainly a piece of fossilized excrements…
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Newly discovered species of cockroach named after Donald Trump by Mexican biologist
A new species of cockroach discovered in December in Mexico was officially named after President Trump for the record amount of excrements it produces every…
Iceland officially becomes first gluten-free country in the world
Iceland has officially become the world’s first gluten-free country has announced Icelandic Prime Minister Katrín Jakobsdóttir today. The much-debated gluten bill was passed in Alþingi, the…
NASA expert part of SETI program claims aliens tried to warn us about the COVID-19 pandemic
A well-known NASA signal analyst and expert cryptographer says that a thorough analysis of electromagnetic radiations of extraterrestrial origins intercepted by observatories in September and…
San Francisco city water chemist found guilty of adding pheromones to tap water to ‘turn population gay’
A San Francisco water chemist was found guilty yesterday of chemically altering San Francisco’s water supply. Jeffrey Bain, 43, has been charged with endangering public…
Star Trek fan who claimed wife died during teleportation experiment sentenced to life in prison for murder
A Washington judge has sentenced a Seattle man to life in prison after he was found guilty by a jury of second-degree murder. Lucy Cranbrook,…
Irish Pfizer plant releases 750 tons of Viagra in river, thousands of sheep go on a sex craze
Irish shepherds finally got an answer concerning their animals’ uncontrollable sex urges, as the pharmaceutical corporation Pfizer admitted that one of its drug-manufacturing plants accidentally spilled more…
Flea and tick vaccine rendered millions of cats autistic claims veterinarian
A world-renowned veterinarian and feline specialist claims that he discovered an indisputable link between the Feline Autism Syndrome and the cat flea vaccine. Dr. Andrew…
124-year old woman claims secret to her longevity is drinking sperm on a daily basis
The oldest Canadian woman alive was celebrating her 124th anniversary this morning in Mississauga, and she gave a surprising answer when asked the secret of…
Nigerian court determines woman with 8-inch long clitoris is legally a man
The Supreme court of Nigeria pronounced a very controversial ruling this morning in Abuja, declaring that all women with clitorises longer than 7,5 centimetres (3…