Saudi Arabia: Man’s hand cut off for masturbating during Ramadan
Al Bahah | A Saudi Arabian man has been amputated of his left hand because of his obsessive habit of masturbating during the sacred religious…
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Preacher performed oral sex on teenager’s ‘demonically possessed’ penis during exorcism session
Boston, MA | A Boston Catholic priest is under police custody after being charged with sexual assault on a minor during an exorcism session. Eduardo…
Panel of Saudi scientists conclude that Europeans ‘evolved from pigs’
Jeddah | A panel of top scientists of the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia has concluded that people of Caucasoid origin are directly evolved from a…
Israel: Man claiming to be a time traveler turns himself in for the killing of Jesus Christ
A man turned himself in to the police in Jerusalem this morning, claiming he’s not only a time traveler but also the killer of Jesus Christ….
Hindu man marries a rat, claiming it is the reincarnation of his dead wife
Bangalore, India | A rather unusual wedding took place this morning in the third most populated city in India, as a Hindu man married a female rat…
Pakistan: Man sentenced to death for farting in mosque during Ramadan
A Pakistani judge has sentenced a man to be executed after he was expelled 17 times from 6 different mosques for excessive farting during the…
Catholic priest hospitalized to have a crucifix removed from his rectum
Boston | A 57-year old Catholic priest was admitted at the Boston Medical Center this morning under very embarrassing circumstances. Father Wendel O’Connor was rushed to the hospital after…
“A woman can go to Heaven, as long as she’s accompanied by a male relative” claims Saudi Imam
The conservative Kingdom of Saudi Arabia is slowly but surely opening to an increased role for women in society, as for the first time in…
Syrian Refugee Renounces Islam After Tasting Bacon for First Time
Toronto | A Syrian refugee recently immigrated to Canada has allegedly renounced his Islamic faith after tasting bacon for the first time. The 38-year-old man…
Utah: Man Is Struck by Lightning While Masturbating to Bible
Mount Pleasant, UT | A repentant man from Utah was found in critical condition and rescued by Mt Pleasant patrol officers after the 66-year-old man…