Ukrainian man claiming to have been Vladimir Putin’s sex slave for 3 years killed in Kiyv bombing
A Ukrainian man who had publicly accused the Russian President of holding him prisoner for three years and using him as a sex slave was…
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Original tape of Donald Trump’s “Grab ’em by the pussy” quote sold at auction for $75M
An online auction organized for NBCUniversal drew unusual attention, as the original tape and associated “non-fungible token” for the infamous recording of former President Donald…
China: New controversial law makes sex toys of “non-Chinese size” illegal to stop exodus of young women
The Chinese government announced this morning its intent to regulate the size of sex toys in the country as part of a large program to…
Church of Donald Trump and Confirmation Day Saints legally recognized as religion by Utah court
A new religion preaching that Donald Trump is a Messiah sent by God to liberate the world from a Satan-worshipping cabal of pedophiles and worships…
Traces of feces, urine and semen found in Nancy Pelosi’s coffee machine after rioters break into office
U.S. Capitol Police and Secret Service have discovered trace amounts of feces, urine, and semen in Nanci Pelosi’s coffee machine after several rioters broke into…
Belgium Health Minister puts ban on non-essential sexual activities of persons 3 or greater in indoor areas
Belgium Health Minister Maggie de Block has put a ban on all non-essential sexual activities of persons 3 or greater in indoor areas. Health Minister…
A couple of “virus rights” activists voluntarily catches coronavirus to save it from W.H.O. genocide
An American couple militating for “the right of viruses to live” traveled to China, South Korea, Iran, and Italy before returning home in order to…
Barack Obama announces intention to run as president of Kenya in 2021
In a surprise announcement that could upset African politics for years to come, former American President Barack Obama has confirmed this morning his candidacy in…
New childhood pictures of Justin Trudeau come back to haunt him
Embroiled in a scandal over his past wearing of blackface and brownface, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau now faces international criticism after new childhood pictures of…
Black Lives Matter leader exposed as white man using tanning injections
KALAMAZOO, MICHIGAN | An influential leader of the Black Lives Matter (BLM) activist movement resigned from his position this morning after it was revealed that…