Drunk demolition worker arrested after blowing up the wrong building
An explosive expert was arrested this morning in Greenville, North Carolina after he set more than 5 tons of TNT in the wrong building and…
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Texas man admits kidnapping 79 people to anally probe them while disguised as an alien
El Paso, Texas | A man who was arrested by the FBI Yesterday has confessed to kidnapping and sexually assaulting several dozen people while using…
FBI raid at NSA employee’s home reveals over 16,000,000 ‘dick pics’
FBI agents have discovered an estimated 16 million pictures of men’s genitals, also known as “dick pics”, during a raid on an NSA employee’s home…
Drug dealer busted after calling 911 to report 150-lbs of cocaine stolen
A man was arrested by the LAPD this morning after calling the police to report that rival drug dealers had stolen almost all of his…
Woman accused of stealing a pumpkin by hiding it in her vagina
A woman was arrested this morning in Greenville, Mississippi after trying to steal a 15-lbs pumpkin from a supermarket by inserting the large squash in her vaginal…
Drunk driver accused of swallowing breathalyzer to avoid arrest
An Ohio man who was arrested for driving while under the influence of alcohol last night found a rather original way to beat the breathalyzer:…
Mother arrested for leaving children in the car for 9 hours while at all-you-can-eat buffet
Richmond, Virginia | A mother was arrested yesterday after she left her four children aged between one and seven years old in her car for…
Hairdresser arrested for making voodoo dolls from customers’ hair
A hairdresser from New-Orleans was arrested this morning and accused of using his customers’ hair to create voodoo dolls and cast curses upon them. According to…
Woman beats her Tinder date with a 16-inch dildo for refusing to perform oral sex on her
Baltimore, Maryland | A 43-year old woman was arrested last night after she assaulted a man she had just met through Tinder with an oversized…
Nevada: Morgue Employee arrested for pimping out corpses for sex
Las Vegas, Nevada | A morgue employee from the City of Sins was arrested this morning, for letting visitors have sex with the bodies under his…