Ohio woman accused of trying to steal a Christmas tree by hiding it in her vagina
A Walmart store in Cincinnati faced one the strangest shoplifting attempt in history Yesterday: a would-be thief lost consciousness while trying to insert a 7-foot…
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New York man arrested for sexually assaulting a police horse while sleepwalking
A man was arrested last night in Lower Manhattan after an apparent sleepwalking incident led him to sodomize a police horse. Around 3:00 AM this…
Saudi Arabia: American tourist arrested for refusing to trade his wife to a prince for 45 camels
An American citizen was arrested under the Saudi counterterrorism law this morning in Riyadh and accused of “defaming the reputation of the state or the king” after…
Would-be thief hospitalized after putting hot burritos up his rectum in 7-eleven store
A man’s attempt to steal three burning hot burritos from a 7-eleven convenience store turned horribly wrong last night in Flint, Michigan, leading the poor…
Smithsonian employee arrested for renting out dinosaur fossils for sex
A security guard of the famous Smithsonian National Museum of Natural History was arrested the morning in Washington and accused of leading an unusual sex ring…
Detroit dog catcher accused of having sex with over 150 stray dogs
An employee of the Detroit Animal Care and Control was arrested this morning and accused of sexual assaulting 158 stray dogs and 17 cats over…
79-year-old man arrested for making wigs out of dozens of neighborhood dogs
A New Mexico man has been arrested and accused of kidnapping local neighborhood dogs and making wigs and various accessories with their fur. Los Lunas…
Cannibal killer slaughtered and ate 23 pizza delivery men, 6 Jehovah witnesses, 2 postmen in past 7 years
Houston police have arrested a man believed to be behind the disappearance of no less than 31 persons this past decade. Ivan Fedorovitch Yanukovych, 56, could be…
63-year-old daycare owner breastfed toddlers in public while smoking crystal meth
A Columbus woman who operated an unlicensed daycare is facing one hundred and twenty-seven charges of child endangerment after neighbors and concerned parents alerted authorities….
Homeless man’s penis ‘snapped in half’ during frantic sex with manhole cover
A San Diego homeless man was hospitalized and later arrested for indecent exposure and lewd act after he was seen in public having sex with…