Drunk demolition worker arrested after blowing up the wrong building
An explosive expert was arrested this morning in Greenville, North Carolina after he set more than 5 tons of TNT in the wrong building and…
Justice
Former Malaysian Prime Minister refutes allegations of running elephant brothel
Former Malaysian Prime Minister Najib Razak was set to appear in court this week after Malaysian authorities raided an animal brothel last October situated on one of…
Man gets plastic surgery and name change to date his ex-girlfriend after she obtains restraining order
A New Jersey man who went to great lengths to try and win back his ex-girlfriend despite a court restraining order was arrested this morning…
Death row inmate demands to be served a live cat as his last meal
The Colorado Department of Corrections has announced this morning that it had declined a prisoner’s last meal request for the first time in its history after an…
Boston man sues Dyson for $2.3 million after being partially emasculated by vacuum cleaner
A Boston man is suing Dyson for $2.3 million after he was left partially emasculated from inserting his penis into a Dyson vacuum cleaner. Matthew…
FBI raid at NSA employee’s home reveals over 16,000,000 ‘dick pics’
FBI agents have discovered an estimated 16 million pictures of men’s genitals, also known as “dick pics”, during a raid on an NSA employee’s home…
Trans-species man who identifies as a turkey wants to ban Thanksgiving Day
An Oklahoma trans-species man who identifies as a turkey is calling for politicians to ban once and for all the American holiday of Thanksgiving Day, which…
Drug dealer busted after calling 911 to report 150-lbs of cocaine stolen
A man was arrested by the LAPD this morning after calling the police to report that rival drug dealers had stolen almost all of his…
Woman sues ex-roommate for $1.2m for training her parrot to sexually harass her
A woman filed a sexual harassment lawsuit against her ex-roommate for teaching her pet parrot dozens of lewd remarks which it would repeat hundreds of…
Woman accused of stealing a pumpkin by hiding it in her vagina
A woman was arrested this morning in Greenville, Mississippi after trying to steal a 15-lbs pumpkin from a supermarket by inserting the large squash in her vaginal…