Voodoo priest arrested by the FBI after buying a lock of Donald Trump’s hair on Craigslist
A famous Voodoo priest from New Orleans was arrested this morning by the FBI after paying an impressive $25,000 for a few strands of President…
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Alaska man admits killing and eating three neighbors to survive 72-hour long power shortage
A man turned himself in to the Nome Police Department (NPD) this morning and confessed killing, butchering and partially eating three of his neighbors during…
New York City library employee wins lawsuit against city over right to be topless at work
A New York City library employee arrested and charged with public lewdness last month will now be allowed to go topless at work, a federal…
NASA employee admits stealing over 8 lbs of moon dust in 3 years and snorting it to get high
Houston, Texas | A cleaning technician working for the National Aeronautics and Space Administration is accused of stealing 3845 grams of moon dust and 735…
Founder of a charity for men with micropenises accused of extorting and blackmailing at least 187 men
The founder and director of the nonprofit organization Micropenises Anonymous was arrested this morning in Los Angeles for blackmailing and extorting money from hundreds of…
Drunk Alabama man arrested for sexually assaulting church nativity scene donkey and ox figures
A heavily inebriated man was arrested last night by the Mobile Police Department (MPD) while engaging in sexual intercourse with animal figures of a Nativity…
Arizona taxidermist arrested for stuffing his dead wife and keeping her on a couch in his living room
Flagstaff, Arizona | A man was arrested this morning by deputies of the Coconino County Sheriff’s Office for illegally stuffing the body of his deceased…
Woman sues ex-husband for $250,000 for making her believe she could get pregnant through anal sex
An Albuquerque woman is suing her husband for $250,000 after he made her believe for nine years that she could get pregnant by having anal…
Shit falls from the sky in Kansas: drunk “crop duster” plane pilot spreads 4 tons of manure over city
El Dorado, Kansas | An agricultural airplane pilot made a serious mistake this morning while operating his aircraft under the influence of alcohol, accidentally dumping…
San Francisco police interrupts sex party involving midgets, emus and a fountain of sperm, 71 arrests
The San Francisco Police Department (SFPD) interrupted an extremely lewd party early this morning in a luxurious residence of the Presidio Heights neighborhood, arresting 71…