79-year-old man arrested for making wigs out of dozens of neighborhood dogs
A New Mexico man has been arrested and accused of kidnapping local neighborhood dogs and making wigs and various accessories with their fur. Los Lunas…
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Canadian spy arrested in Vermont, suspected of sabotaging American maple syrup production
A Canadian man was arrested by the FBI this morning near Burlington and accused of performing acts of industrial espionage and sabotage against dozens of maple…
Homeless man’s penis ‘snapped in half’ during frantic sex with manhole cover
A San Diego homeless man was hospitalized and later arrested for indecent exposure and lewd act after he was seen in public having sex with…
Drunk demolition worker arrested after blowing up the wrong building
An explosive expert was arrested this morning in Greenville, North Carolina after he set more than 5 tons of TNT in the wrong building and…
Man gets plastic surgery and name change to date his ex-girlfriend after she obtains restraining order
A New Jersey man who went to great lengths to try and win back his ex-girlfriend despite a court restraining order was arrested this morning…
Death row inmate demands to be served a live cat as his last meal
The Colorado Department of Corrections has announced this morning that it had declined a prisoner’s last meal request for the first time in its history after an…
Boston man sues Dyson for $2.3 million after being partially emasculated by vacuum cleaner
A Boston man is suing Dyson for $2.3 million after he was left partially emasculated from inserting his penis into a Dyson vacuum cleaner. Matthew…
FBI raid at NSA employee’s home reveals over 16,000,000 ‘dick pics’
FBI agents have discovered an estimated 16 million pictures of men’s genitals, also known as “dick pics”, during a raid on an NSA employee’s home…
Trans-species man who identifies as a turkey wants to ban Thanksgiving Day
An Oklahoma trans-species man who identifies as a turkey is calling for politicians to ban once and for all the American holiday of Thanksgiving Day, which…
Drug dealer busted after calling 911 to report 150-lbs of cocaine stolen
A man was arrested by the LAPD this morning after calling the police to report that rival drug dealers had stolen almost all of his…