Utah woman arrested for secretly putting penis enlargement drugs in her husband’s food for years
A woman from Salt Lake City is accused of going too far in her attempt to find sexual satisfaction in her marriage by crushing erectile…
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51-year old man blows up Walmart bathroom while trying to cook crystal meth
Detroit, Michigan | A drug addict who thought he could improvise himself a chemist and cook his own drug in a Walmart bathroom with chemicals…
Detroit man wakes up from 12-year-long coma after prostitute gave him blow job and hit of crack cocaine
A Detroit man has made a miraculous recovery after being in a medically induced coma for the past twelve years. Bimmel Knitter, 53, had been…
Tennessee man arrested for breaking in shoe store at night to have sex with dozens of sandals
Police officers had quite a surprise last night when they answered a call concerning a break-in at a Payless ShoeSource store in Jackson, Tennessee; they…
NASA employee admits stealing over 8 lbs of moon dust in 3 years and snorting it to get high
Houston, Texas | A cleaning technician working for the National Aeronautics and Space Administration is accused of stealing 3845 grams of moon dust and 735…
San Francisco police interrupts sex party involving midgets, emus and a fountain of sperm, 71 arrests
The San Francisco Police Department (SFPD) interrupted an extremely lewd party early this morning in a luxurious residence of the Presidio Heights neighborhood, arresting 71…
Burglar snorts dried sperm thinking it was cocaine, contracts herpes and syphilis
A burglar contracted syphilis and two types of herpes after snorting more than 50 grams of dried human semen in the mistaken belief that it…
Irish Pfizer plant releases 750 tons of Viagra in river, thousands of sheep go on a sex craze
Irish shepherds finally got an answer concerning their animals’ uncontrollable sex urges, as the pharmaceutical corporation Pfizer admitted that one of its drug-manufacturing plants accidentally spilled more…
Texas surgeon arrested for stealing testicles from at least 46 anesthetized patients
A surgeon from the Houston Methodist West Hospital has been arrested by the FBI and charged with stealing testicles from dozens of patients while performing surgeries. 41-year-old…
Virginia: 30 pounds of cocaine seized during DEA employee party, 17 federal agents arrested
Seventeen people were arrested and a large amount of drugs were seized during an undercover operation targeting DEA special agents during a formal Drug Enforcement…