Teen on ‘female Viagra’ crashes into building while masturbating to gear shift
Bowling Green, KY | A Kentucky teenager who has crashed her parents’ vehicle into the house of a citizen of Warren County has admitted she was…
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Drug mule arrested after diarrhea ejects cocaine in middle of airport
Rio de Janeiro, Brazil | An American tourist was arrested after more than 40 of the pellets of cocaine hidden in her anal cavity were ejected by…
Crystal meth addict nearly dies after chewing off his own penis
A man was found in a critical condition and lying in a pool of his own blood after he allegedly chewed off his own penis…
Man high on ecstasy burns own genitals while trying to have sex with electric fence
Scottsdale, AZ | A rave party turned terribly wrong for a young Arizona man highly intoxicated on ecstasy after he ended up having sexual intercourse with an…
Man on drugs breaks into a pet shop and eats 10 lbs of dog food
Denver, Colorado | A man with an extremely bad case of munchies was arrested last night after he broke into a pet shop and devoured…
Gang member dies in prison after smuggling M-16 in his anus
Los Angeles, CA | A Latino gang member who tried to smuggle drugs and an M-16 into prison after he was arrested this week has…
Fire damages CIA headquarters and reveals a gigantic drug lab
Langley, Virginia | A major explosion occurred last night at the headquarters of the Central Intelligence Agency, igniting a fire which almost completely destroyed an annex of the building and…
Man on crystal meth kills 12 neighbors, thinking they’re zombies
Atlanta, Georgia | A 32-year-old man went on a killing frenzy last night, after spending 36 hours in a row watching Walking Dead while doing drugs. According to the…
Mexico: 200 Pounds of Cocaine Found in Washed Up Whale
Veracruz | Mexican authorities believe an international drug smuggling operation is using whales to transit drugs across the US-Mexican border after they discovered no less…
FDA Approves New Tranquilizing Darts for Children
Washington | The FDA announced this morning it gave its approval for the marketing release of their new anesthetic dart guns, specifically designed to calm children suffering from ADHD. The new…