A naked elderly man high on crack cocaine and counterfeit Viagra pills was arrested by the United States Secret Services early this morning while engaging…
A Detroit man has made a miraculous recovery after being in a medically induced coma for the past twelve years. Bimmel Knitter, 53, had been…
Police officers had quite a surprise last night when they answered a call concerning a break-in at a Payless ShoeSource store in Jackson, Tennessee; they…
Houston, Texas | A cleaning technician working for the National Aeronautics and Space Administration is accused of stealing 3845 grams of moon dust and 735…
The San Francisco Police Department (SFPD) interrupted an extremely lewd party early this morning in a luxurious residence of the Presidio Heights neighborhood, arresting 71…
A burglar contracted syphilis and two types of herpes after snorting more than 50 grams of dried human semen in the mistaken belief that it…
Irish shepherds finally got an answer concerning their animals’ uncontrollable sex urges, as the pharmaceutical corporation Pfizer admitted that one of its drug-manufacturing plants accidentally spilled more…
A surgeon from the Houston Methodist West Hospital has been arrested by the FBI and charged with stealing testicles from dozens of patients while performing surgeries. 41-year-old…
Seventeen people were arrested and a large amount of drugs were seized during an undercover operation targeting DEA special agents during a formal Drug Enforcement…
Olympia, Washington | An elementary school teacher was arrested this morning after a drug “bad trip” caused her to strip naked in class and physically…