NASA employee admits stealing over 8 lbs of moon dust in 3 years and snorting it to get high
Houston, Texas | A cleaning technician working for the National Aeronautics and Space Administration is accused of stealing 3845 grams of moon dust and 735…
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San Francisco police interrupts sex party involving midgets, emus and a fountain of sperm, 71 arrests
The San Francisco Police Department (SFPD) interrupted an extremely lewd party early this morning in a luxurious residence of the Presidio Heights neighborhood, arresting 71…
Burglar snorts dried sperm thinking it was cocaine, contracts herpes and syphilis
A burglar contracted syphilis and two types of herpes after snorting more than 50 grams of dried human semen in the mistaken belief that it…
Irish Pfizer plant releases 750 tons of Viagra in river, thousands of sheep go on a sex craze
Irish shepherds finally got an answer concerning their animals’ uncontrollable sex urges, as the pharmaceutical corporation Pfizer admitted that one of its drug-manufacturing plants accidentally spilled more…
Texas surgeon arrested for stealing testicles from at least 46 anesthetized patients
A surgeon from the Houston Methodist West Hospital has been arrested by the FBI and charged with stealing testicles from dozens of patients while performing surgeries. 41-year-old…
Virginia: 30 pounds of cocaine seized during DEA employee party, 17 federal agents arrested
Seventeen people were arrested and a large amount of drugs were seized during an undercover operation targeting DEA special agents during a formal Drug Enforcement…
Teacher on crystal meth strips naked in class and bites 2 students
Olympia, Washington | An elementary school teacher was arrested this morning after a drug “bad trip” caused her to strip naked in class and physically…
Drug dealer busted after calling 911 to report 150-lbs of cocaine stolen
A man was arrested by the LAPD this morning after calling the police to report that rival drug dealers had stolen almost all of his…
Canada: Hells Angels sue government for $2 billion revenue loss over legalization of marijuana
The Hells Angels chapter of the province of Quebec has filed a lawsuit against the attorney general of Quebec, seeking more than $2 billion in potential…
Canadians face major donut shortage after first day of cannabis legalization
The legalization of marijuana in Canada had unintended consequences on several Tim Horton’s stores which were forced to close because of shortages in donuts and…