4 feet 2 inches man arrested for public lewdness after sex with garden gnome
A Minnesota man was arrested this week after concerned Rochester residents noticed a naked man running around their neighborhood. Michael Manners, 37, was intercepted by…
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18-year-old arrested for breaking into hair salon and giving himself a haircut
An 18-year-old man was arrested this week after allegedly breaking and entering in a Denver hair salon to give himself a haircut. Timothy Heinz, 18,…
Papua New Guinea: entire cannibal tribe catches coronavirus after eating infected Chinese prospector
Dozens of members of a remote tribe of New Guinea have been infected by the coronavirus after they presumably killed, butchered and ate a Chinese mining…
Miami woman mugs convenience store with bloody tampon infected with coronavirus
A Florida woman was arrested this morning after perpetrating a robbery in a Miami convenient store. According to eyewitness testimonies, Ophelia Jackson, 34, threatened the…
Taco Bell employee arrested for serving his prosthetic penis in a customer’s burrito
A Taco Bell employee found a disturbing to show his sexual attraction to a customer: he inserted his prosthetic penis in the burrito she ordered…
Florida woman arrested for forcing her boyfriend to eat the hamster he gave her for Valentine’s Day
A man who chose to offer a hamster to his girlfriend for Valentine’s Day paid a heavy price for his mistake: she assaulted him with…
Woman rolls over her husband 39 times with her SUV after surprising him in bed with her grandmother
A woman who caught her husband having sex with her own grandmother had a violent reaction last night in Richmond, Virginia, recklessly running over him…
Tennessee man arrested for breaking in shoe store at night to have sex with dozens of sandals
Police officers had quite a surprise last night when they answered a call concerning a break-in at a Payless ShoeSource store in Jackson, Tennessee; they…
Irish midget accused of posing as a leprechaun to extort sex from 26 women in exchange for pot of gold
A 3-foot-and-4-inches-tall Irishman was arrested this morning for allegedly taking advantage of credulous women by posing as a leprechaun and extorting sexual favors in exchange…
Voodoo priest arrested by the FBI after buying a lock of Donald Trump’s hair on Craigslist
A famous Voodoo priest from New Orleans was arrested this morning by the FBI after paying an impressive $25,000 for a few strands of President…