SeaWorld employee arrested for smuggling penguin penises to China
An employee of the SeaWorld theme park in San Diego was arrested this morning for running a smuggling ring specialized in a very unusual product:…
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Drug mule arrested after diarrhea ejects cocaine in middle of airport
Rio de Janeiro, Brazil | An American tourist was arrested after more than 40 of the pellets of cocaine hidden in her anal cavity were ejected by…
Retirement home raided by the FBI for running elderly fight club, 7 arrests
Seven employees of a nursing home for elderly people were arrested by the FBI this morning in Charlottesville, Virginia, for forcing the elders under their…
500-lbs woman kills world’s oldest tortoise by accidentally sitting on it
A woman was arrested this morning on the Atlantic island of Saint Helena for accidentally causing the death of the oldest known animal in the…
Lottery winner arrested for dumping $200,000 of manure on ex-boss’ lawn
A man from Illinois was arrested for getting $224,000 worth of manure dumped on his former employer’s property, only two weeks after he won $125…
Zambian man arrested after boasting he lost 280 pounds on ‘cannibal diet’
Kabwe | A Zambian man has been arrested by authorities after boasting on social media that he had lost 280 pounds by eating a “human meat-only”…
Man killed his wife after she refused to have sex with him for 52 years
Fellsmere, FL | A 76-year-old Florida man killed his wife in their home and subsequently called 911 admitting to the crime he had just committed. Albert…
China: Man faces execution after rubbing his penis on Mao Zedong’s corpse
Beijing | A Chinese man faces execution after he took several pictures of himself and his genitals next to the embalmed corpse of Chairman Mao…
Mortician on bath salts accused of eating a dead man’s corpse
Columbus, OH | An employee of the Franklin County Morgue was arrested last night after it was found that he had desecrated the remains of a deceased…
Man accused of raping a cow claims it is the reincarnation of his dead wife
Pleasanton, TX | A man of Indian origin recently arrested for sexually molesting a cow on a Texan ranch claims the animal is, in fact,…