Meteorite fragment found in Canada revealed to be fossilized alien feces
Canadian scientists studying fragments from a meteorite that landed in Northern Canada in December claim the mineral is almost certainly a piece of fossilized excrements…
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Convicted Australian kangaroo rapist arrested in Canada for sexually assaulting beavers
An Australian man convicted in 2011 for a series of sexual assaults on wild kangaroos was arrested this morning in the Canadian Northwest Territories for…
Drunk Canadian woman suffers 3rd degree frostbite after having sex with fire hydrant at -35 °C
A woman desperate for sex after a series of failed Tinder encounter made an extremely poor choice of partner last night in Edmonton: she engaged…
Chinese authorities seize 12 tons of beaver penises smuggled from Canada
Chinese customs officers seized over 12 tons of illegally trafficked beaver genitals in the country’s biggest-ever smuggling case involving animal parts. A total of 94 bags…
124-year old woman claims secret to her longevity is drinking sperm on a daily basis
The oldest Canadian woman alive was celebrating her 124th anniversary this morning in Mississauga, and she gave a surprising answer when asked the secret of…
New childhood pictures of Justin Trudeau come back to haunt him
Embroiled in a scandal over his past wearing of blackface and brownface, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau now faces international criticism after new childhood pictures of…
Canadian hunters shoot down a terrifying 45-lbs mosquito
Canadian hunters shot an extremely surprising and disturbing prey yesterday while they were looking for wild turkeys near the banks of the Harricana River. Brian…
Canadian spy arrested in Vermont, suspected of sabotaging American maple syrup production
A Canadian man was arrested by the FBI this morning near Burlington and accused of performing acts of industrial espionage and sabotage against dozens of maple…
Canada: Hells Angels sue government for $2 billion revenue loss over legalization of marijuana
The Hells Angels chapter of the province of Quebec has filed a lawsuit against the attorney general of Quebec, seeking more than $2 billion in potential…
Canadian trapper survives brutal sexual assault by 200-pound beaver
Jackhead | A Canadian trapper claims he has survived a brutal sexual assault by what he calls the “biggest beaver he has ever seen.” Bill…