Two gorillas at San Diego Zoo test positive for COVID-19 after being sexually assaulted by drunk woman
Two gorillas at the San Diego Zoo Safari Park have tested positive for COVID-19 after being sexually assaulted by a drunk woman last week. Latifa…
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Convicted Australian kangaroo rapist arrested in Canada for sexually assaulting beavers
An Australian man convicted in 2011 for a series of sexual assaults on wild kangaroos was arrested this morning in the Canadian Northwest Territories for…
South African man arrested for bribing game wardens in exchange for sex with elephants
A South African businessman has been arrested by Johannesburg police after he attempted to bribe game wardens thirty-seven times in the past twelve months. Olag…
Secret Services arrest a naked 89-year old man for humping a statue in front of the White House
A naked elderly man high on crack cocaine and counterfeit Viagra pills was arrested by the United States Secret Services early this morning while engaging…
Indiana egg farmer transported to hospital with a live adult chicken stuck in his rectal cavity
A farm owner from Shelbyville in Indiana was transported to the hospital in a critical condition late last night with an extremely agitated hen more…
Saudi scientists say people already infected with “camel herpes” may be immuned to Covid-19
Saudi Health authorities have announced a possible breakthrough in the development of a treatment for the Covid-19, saying that people already infected with the well-known…
Florida swimmer partially emasculated after taunting baby shark with his penis
A Florida man is being hospitalized at St. Mary’s Medical Center after being partially emasculated from a severe shark bite. John H. Bishop, 48, was snorkeling…
Drunk Alabama man arrested for sexually assaulting church nativity scene donkey and ox figures
A heavily inebriated man was arrested last night by the Mobile Police Department (MPD) while engaging in sexual intercourse with animal figures of a Nativity…
San Francisco police interrupts sex party involving midgets, emus and a fountain of sperm, 71 arrests
The San Francisco Police Department (SFPD) interrupted an extremely lewd party early this morning in a luxurious residence of the Presidio Heights neighborhood, arresting 71…
Angola: Mother on deathbed says 12-year-old son is offspring of human-chimpanzee love affair
The genetic makeup of a 12-year-old Angolan boy is now disputed by experts after his deceased mother allegedly told him he is the offspring of…