Trans-species man who identifies as a squirrel arrested for two 20-ton peanut truck heists
A trans-species man who lives in the woods as a squirrel was arrested this morning by deputies of the Bacon County Sheriff’s Department for hijacking…
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Women prostitutes being replaced by sex sheep and camels in Kabul brothels after Taliban takeover
The dozen brothels operating in Kabul before the Taliban victory have been emptied of their sex workers by the Islamists, whom replaced them with sheep…
Burglar sues homeowner after being raped by German shepherds while stuck in house’s pet door
A young home invader arrested after calling the police himself to report he was being raped by his victim’s dogs, has filed an $850,000 lawsuit…
Cincinnati man arrested after entering pet shop while drunk and eating a dozen live goldfishes
A heavily inebriated man was arrested this morning after entering a Pet Valu store in downtown Cincinnati and devouring at least 16 live fishes in…
Newly discovered species of cockroach named after Donald Trump by Mexican biologist
A new species of cockroach discovered in December in Mexico was officially named after President Trump for the record amount of excrements it produces every…
Convicted Australian kangaroo rapist arrested in Canada for sexually assaulting beavers
An Australian man convicted in 2011 for a series of sexual assaults on wild kangaroos was arrested this morning in the Canadian Northwest Territories for…
11-year-old girl hospitalized after kissing hundreds of frogs in search of prince charming
An Alabama 11-year-old girl who has kissed hundreds of frogs in search of her prince charming has been hospitalized at Montgomery’s Baptist Medical Center South….
Missouri park rangers discover remains of two hunters inside a 1200-lb boar
Park rangers of the Missouri Department of Natural Resources had a morbid surprise after killing an especially large and aggressive boar roaming in a residential neighborhood of…
Shipwrecked Malaysian fisherman claims he was sexually assaulted by a great white shark
A Malaysian fisherman who spent two days floating adrift in the ocean after his ship capsized and sank during a storm claims he was savagely…
Fetishist squirrel hunted down in Pittsburg after stealing hundreds of lace panties from clotheslines
A kleptomaniac squirrel with a thing for women’s underwear was finally caught this morning after allegedly stealing more than 300 pairs of panties over the…