Indian authorities on high alert after man-eating cow claims 26th victim
New Delhi police have linked a series of gruesome murders to what locals are starting to call a “man-eating cow,” reports the Delhi Herald this morning….
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Couple reported missing while having sex in Miami River, disguised as dolphins
A couple from Florida is reported missing after deciding to have sex in the Miami River while wearing dolphin mascot costumes. 27-year old Steve Bernards…
Detroit dog catcher accused of having sex with over 150 stray dogs
An employee of the Detroit Animal Care and Control was arrested this morning and accused of sexual assaulting 158 stray dogs and 17 cats over…
Trans-species man who identifies as a turkey wants to ban Thanksgiving Day
An Oklahoma trans-species man who identifies as a turkey is calling for politicians to ban once and for all the American holiday of Thanksgiving Day, which…
Woman sues ex-roommate for $1.2m for training her parrot to sexually harass her
A woman filed a sexual harassment lawsuit against her ex-roommate for teaching her pet parrot dozens of lewd remarks which it would repeat hundreds of…
Texas: Man freed after outliving 99-year prison sentence for horse theft
A 117-year old man from Texas was liberated from prison this morning after outliving a 99-year sentence, becoming the first prisoner to do so in…
Colorado man claims he was held 2 weeks as a sex slave by a grizzly bear
A man from the small town of Gould, just North of the Rocky Mountain National Park, claims he was held captive and repeatedly raped by…
Indonesian zoo employee hospitalized after attempting oral sex on male rhino
Surabaya | A zookeeper at Indonesia’s Surabaya Zoo has been severely injured after being trampled by a Sumatran rhinoceros, reports the Kalimantan Press this week. Rano…
500-lbs woman kills world’s oldest tortoise by accidentally sitting on it
A woman was arrested this morning on the Atlantic island of Saint Helena for accidentally causing the death of the oldest known animal in the…
Hawaii: Scuba diver hospitalized after his penis gets stuck in giant clam
Pahala, HI | A scuba diver is being hospitalized at Ka’u hospital on the island of Hawaii after he inserted his penis into a giant…