Chinese authorities seize 12 tons of beaver penises smuggled from Canada
Chinese customs officers seized over 12 tons of illegally trafficked beaver genitals in the country’s biggest-ever smuggling case involving animal parts. A total of 94 bags…
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Drunk Alabama man arrested for sexually assaulting church nativity scene donkey and ox figures
A heavily inebriated man was arrested last night by the Mobile Police Department (MPD) while engaging in sexual intercourse with animal figures of a Nativity…
San Francisco police interrupts sex party involving midgets, emus and a fountain of sperm, 71 arrests
The San Francisco Police Department (SFPD) interrupted an extremely lewd party early this morning in a luxurious residence of the Presidio Heights neighborhood, arresting 71…
Irish Pfizer plant releases 750 tons of Viagra in river, thousands of sheep go on a sex craze
Irish shepherds finally got an answer concerning their animals’ uncontrollable sex urges, as the pharmaceutical corporation Pfizer admitted that one of its drug-manufacturing plants accidentally spilled more…
Flea and tick vaccine rendered millions of cats autistic claims veterinarian
A world-renowned veterinarian and feline specialist claims that he discovered an indisputable link between the Feline Autism Syndrome and the cat flea vaccine. Dr. Andrew…
New York man arrested for sexually assaulting a police horse while sleepwalking
A man was arrested last night in Lower Manhattan after an apparent sleepwalking incident led him to sodomize a police horse. Around 3:00 AM this…
Indian authorities on high alert after man-eating cow claims 26th victim
New Delhi police have linked a series of gruesome murders to what locals are starting to call a “man-eating cow,” reports the Delhi Herald this morning….
Couple reported missing while having sex in Miami River, disguised as dolphins
A couple from Florida is reported missing after deciding to have sex in the Miami River while wearing dolphin mascot costumes. 27-year old Steve Bernards…
Detroit dog catcher accused of having sex with over 150 stray dogs
An employee of the Detroit Animal Care and Control was arrested this morning and accused of sexual assaulting 158 stray dogs and 17 cats over…
Trans-species man who identifies as a turkey wants to ban Thanksgiving Day
An Oklahoma trans-species man who identifies as a turkey is calling for politicians to ban once and for all the American holiday of Thanksgiving Day, which…