Shipwrecked Malaysian fisherman claims he was sexually assaulted by a great white shark
A Malaysian fisherman who spent two days floating adrift in the ocean after his ship capsized and sank during a storm claims he was savagely…
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Fetishist squirrel hunted down in Pittsburg after stealing hundreds of lace panties from clotheslines
A kleptomaniac squirrel with a thing for women’s underwear was finally caught this morning after allegedly stealing more than 300 pairs of panties over the…
Indiana egg farmer transported to hospital with a live adult chicken stuck in his rectal cavity
A farm owner from Shelbyville in Indiana was transported to the hospital in a critical condition late last night with an extremely agitated hen more…
Saudi scientists say people already infected with “camel herpes” may be immuned to Covid-19
Saudi Health authorities have announced a possible breakthrough in the development of a treatment for the Covid-19, saying that people already infected with the well-known…
Florida woman arrested for forcing her boyfriend to eat the hamster he gave her for Valentine’s Day
A man who chose to offer a hamster to his girlfriend for Valentine’s Day paid a heavy price for his mistake: she assaulted him with…
Idaho teen sexually assaulted by a grizzly bear while disguised as a sasquatch for a hoax video
A prank attempt went terribly wrong for a 14-year old boy from Boise, as he was raped by a 700-lb grizzly bear while walking around…
Chinese authorities seize 12 tons of beaver penises smuggled from Canada
Chinese customs officers seized over 12 tons of illegally trafficked beaver genitals in the country’s biggest-ever smuggling case involving animal parts. A total of 94 bags…
Drunk Alabama man arrested for sexually assaulting church nativity scene donkey and ox figures
A heavily inebriated man was arrested last night by the Mobile Police Department (MPD) while engaging in sexual intercourse with animal figures of a Nativity…
San Francisco police interrupts sex party involving midgets, emus and a fountain of sperm, 71 arrests
The San Francisco Police Department (SFPD) interrupted an extremely lewd party early this morning in a luxurious residence of the Presidio Heights neighborhood, arresting 71…
Irish Pfizer plant releases 750 tons of Viagra in river, thousands of sheep go on a sex craze
Irish shepherds finally got an answer concerning their animals’ uncontrollable sex urges, as the pharmaceutical corporation Pfizer admitted that one of its drug-manufacturing plants accidentally spilled more…