Trans-species man who identifies as a squirrel arrested for two 20-ton peanut truck heists
A trans-species man who lives in the woods as a squirrel was arrested this morning by deputies of the Bacon County Sheriff’s Department for hijacking…
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Mount Rushmore: Greenpeace activist rescued after getting stuck in Theodore Roosevelt’s nostril
National Park Service rangers rescued an environmental activist from a very delicate position this morning with the help of the South Dakota National Guard: the…
Woman found not criminally responsible for 19 murders due to extreme premenstrual syndrome
Springfield, Missouri | A woman accused of 19 homicides was found not criminally responsible for her crimes after a unanimous jury judged that her Premenstrual…
New Jersey man obtains right to marry his dead mother after an 8-year legal battle
The New Jersey Supreme Court rendered a controversial judgment this morning, allowing a man from Trenton to legally marry his dead mother. In a split…
Ohio man accused of ejaculating in dozens of coworkers’ lunches every day for four years
A factory worker from Cincinnati was arrested this morning and accused of ejaculating in his coworkers’ food during each of his work shift over more…
Prisoner released after 25 year sentence arrested for stealing bed sheets from prison in his rectum
A prisoner set to be released this morning from a super-maximum security prison in Colorado after serving a 25 year sentence, was arrested before even…
Lottery winner shows up naked for his work shift at Walmart store with boss’s face tattooed on his ass
A Walmart employee from Cincinnati found a fairly unusual way to leave his job after winning $13,2 million at the lottery, showing up entirely naked…
Original tape of Donald Trump’s “Grab ’em by the pussy” quote sold at auction for $75M
An online auction organized for NBCUniversal drew unusual attention, as the original tape and associated “non-fungible token” for the infamous recording of former President Donald…
Burglar sues homeowner after being raped by German shepherds while stuck in house’s pet door
A young home invader arrested after calling the police himself to report he was being raped by his victim’s dogs, has filed an $850,000 lawsuit…
Oregon circuit court refuses man’s demand to legally change his name to “Myex-Wife Isabitch”
A judge of the Clackamas County Circuit Court in Oregon has denied a man’s demand to change his name to Myex-Wife Isabitch, judging the man’s…