Prisoner gets cremated alive after hiding inside body bag to escape from jail
A detainee’s attempt to escape from the Jessup Correctional Institution in Maryland ended tragically Yesterday, as the man who was hiding inside a cadaver bag…
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Couple reported missing while having sex in Miami River, disguised as dolphins
A couple from Florida is reported missing after deciding to have sex in the Miami River while wearing dolphin mascot costumes. 27-year old Steve Bernards…
Man sues Oscar Mayer for 2.6M$ after burning wieners caused him horrific rectal injuries
A man from Delaware is suing The Oscar Mayer Company after inserting heated sausages in his rectum and suffering from severe burns that necessitated a…
Canadian hunters shoot down a terrifying 45-lbs mosquito
Canadian hunters shot an extremely surprising and disturbing prey yesterday while they were looking for wild turkeys near the banks of the Harricana River. Brian…
Smithsonian employee arrested for renting out dinosaur fossils for sex
A security guard of the famous Smithsonian National Museum of Natural History was arrested the morning in Washington and accused of leading an unusual sex ring…
Detroit dog catcher accused of having sex with over 150 stray dogs
An employee of the Detroit Animal Care and Control was arrested this morning and accused of sexual assaulting 158 stray dogs and 17 cats over…
Man faked being deaf and dumb for 62 years to avoid listening to his wife
A man from Waterbury in Connecticut faces divorce after his wife found out that he was not actually deaf and had been faking it for more…
Man gets 3rd testicle removed, discovers it was his dead Siamese brother
A man who was born with three testicles had a very unpleasant surprise after getting his extra testicle removed last week: he learned that the…
Couple having sex outdoors in Bigfoot costumes gets accidentally shot by hunters
An Ohio couple’s attempts to spice up their sex life with some kinky roleplay turned horribly wrong last night, as they were both shot by…
Canadian spy arrested in Vermont, suspected of sabotaging American maple syrup production
A Canadian man was arrested by the FBI this morning near Burlington and accused of performing acts of industrial espionage and sabotage against dozens of maple…