Utah man sues drug store for $1,4M after being handed castration pills instead of sleeping pills
A man from Salt Lake is suing Smith’s Food & Drug Centers and two of its employees for $1,425,000 for causing his emasculation by mistakenly…
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Voodoo priest arrested by the FBI after buying a lock of Donald Trump’s hair on Craigslist
A famous Voodoo priest from New Orleans was arrested this morning by the FBI after paying an impressive $25,000 for a few strands of President…
Vermont man grows a second penis after experimental radiation treatment for prostate cancer
A test subject for a new experimental cancer treatment involving radioactive isotopes is suffering from an unusual and extremely disturbing side effect: he has grown…
Maryland gynecologist dies after patient’s sneeze projects IUD in his eye at 155 miles per hour
A gynecologist from Annapolis met a very unusual death Yesterday after a patient’s sneeze during a routine operation ejected a contraceptive pin through his eye…
Alaska man admits killing and eating three neighbors to survive 72-hour long power shortage
A man turned himself in to the Nome Police Department (NPD) this morning and confessed killing, butchering and partially eating three of his neighbors during…
A page turns in Las Vegas’ history: 76-year old prostitute retires after satisfying her 500,000th client
Today marks an important milestone in the history of prostitution in Nevada, as the legendary prostitute Beatrice “3$” Thompson announced her retirement after a 54-year…
Colorado: 61-year-old catholic nun falls pregnant after unknowingly eating 12 lbs of bull testicles
A catholic nun found herself pregnant without even breaking her vow of chastity, after devouring six platefuls of Rockie Mountains oysters, a local delicacy made…
NASA employee admits stealing over 8 lbs of moon dust in 3 years and snorting it to get high
Houston, Texas | A cleaning technician working for the National Aeronautics and Space Administration is accused of stealing 3845 grams of moon dust and 735…
Founder of a charity for men with micropenises accused of extorting and blackmailing at least 187 men
The founder and director of the nonprofit organization Micropenises Anonymous was arrested this morning in Los Angeles for blackmailing and extorting money from hundreds of…
Drunk Alabama man arrested for sexually assaulting church nativity scene donkey and ox figures
A heavily inebriated man was arrested last night by the Mobile Police Department (MPD) while engaging in sexual intercourse with animal figures of a Nativity…