Flea and tick vaccine rendered millions of cats autistic claims veterinarian
A world-renowned veterinarian and feline specialist claims that he discovered an indisputable link between the Feline Autism Syndrome and the cat flea vaccine. Dr. Andrew…
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New York man arrested for sexually assaulting a police horse while sleepwalking
A man was arrested last night in Lower Manhattan after an apparent sleepwalking incident led him to sodomize a police horse. Around 3:00 AM this…
124-year old woman claims secret to her longevity is drinking sperm on a daily basis
The oldest Canadian woman alive was celebrating her 124th anniversary this morning in Mississauga, and she gave a surprising answer when asked the secret of…
Area 51 scientist claims she was impregnated by an alien prisoner
A biologist who worked on a secret government research project in area 51 until a few weeks ago claims she was impregnated by one of…
New childhood pictures of Justin Trudeau come back to haunt him
Embroiled in a scandal over his past wearing of blackface and brownface, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau now faces international criticism after new childhood pictures of…
Lottery winner buys his former workplace and forces his former boss to wear mascot costume
A lottery winner from Minnesota found a very unusual use of his freshly won fortune: he purchased the restaurant where he had worked for 17…
Prisoner gets cremated alive after hiding inside body bag to escape from jail
A detainee’s attempt to escape from the Jessup Correctional Institution in Maryland ended tragically Yesterday, as the man who was hiding inside a cadaver bag…
Couple reported missing while having sex in Miami River, disguised as dolphins
A couple from Florida is reported missing after deciding to have sex in the Miami River while wearing dolphin mascot costumes. 27-year old Steve Bernards…
Man sues Oscar Mayer for 2.6M$ after burning wieners caused him horrific rectal injuries
A man from Delaware is suing The Oscar Mayer Company after inserting heated sausages in his rectum and suffering from severe burns that necessitated a…
Canadian hunters shoot down a terrifying 45-lbs mosquito
Canadian hunters shot an extremely surprising and disturbing prey yesterday while they were looking for wild turkeys near the banks of the Harricana River. Brian…