Swarm of billions of locusts plaguing Africa totally decimated after eating Monsanto GMO crops
An enormous swarm of locusts estimated to between 8 and 12 billion insects was reduced to a few hundred individuals after it entered a Somalian…
Africa
Barack Obama announces intention to run as president of Kenya in 2021
In a surprise announcement that could upset African politics for years to come, former American President Barack Obama has confirmed this morning his candidacy in…
Angola: Mother on deathbed says 12-year-old son is offspring of human-chimpanzee love affair
The genetic makeup of a 12-year-old Angolan boy is now disputed by experts after his deceased mother allegedly told him he is the offspring of…
Nigerian court determines woman with 8-inch long clitoris is legally a man
The Supreme court of Nigeria pronounced a very controversial ruling this morning in Abuja, declaring that all women with clitorises longer than 7,5 centimetres (3…
South Africa: new genetic treatment could allow black parents to have white children
A team of South African geneticists has developed what they call a “genetic correction serum” that could allow black parents to have white children. Scientists…
Kenya: Chinese tourist arrested with 300 zebra penises in his luggage
Officers of the Kenyan Customs Services Department have arrested a Chinese tourist attempting to board a flight for Shanghai after finding a total of 510 genital organs…
National Geographic cameraman arrested for raping a zebra
Pretoria| An employee of the famous National Geographic magazine was arrested this morning in South Africa, for sexually assaulting a zebra while working in the Kruger National Park….
African Billionaire Slaughters 20 Elephants During $200 Million Birthday Bash
Kambooni | Jalabnanke Babawatke, son of African billionaire and oil tycoon Mamalouke Abamknamole Babawatke, who is estimated to be worth a whopping 40 billion dollars, has organized…
Kenya: Authorities Release Barack Obama’s “Real” Birth Certificate
Nairobi | The Office of the Principal Register of the Nyanza Province, in Kenya, has finally released 11 exclusive documents concerning Barack Obama’s alleged birth and early…