Shipwrecked Malaysian fisherman claims he was sexually assaulted by a great white shark
A Malaysian fisherman who spent two days floating adrift in the ocean after his ship capsized and sank during a storm claims he was savagely…
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Shit falls from the sky in Kansas: drunk “crop duster” plane pilot spreads 4 tons of manure over city
El Dorado, Kansas | An agricultural airplane pilot made a serious mistake this morning while operating his aircraft under the influence of alcohol, accidentally dumping…
Prisoner gets cremated alive after hiding inside body bag to escape from jail
A detainee’s attempt to escape from the Jessup Correctional Institution in Maryland ended tragically Yesterday, as the man who was hiding inside a cadaver bag…
Couple reported missing while having sex in Miami River, disguised as dolphins
A couple from Florida is reported missing after deciding to have sex in the Miami River while wearing dolphin mascot costumes. 27-year old Steve Bernards…
Elderly couple accidentally burns house down during sex game involving WW2 flamethrower
Sand Springs, Oklahoma | A couple’s sexual game turned horribly wrong this morning, as they accidentally burned their house to the ground with a 75-year…
Man who had woman’s brain transplanted has five car crashes in two weeks
A man who had his own brain replaced by a woman’s brain in September during a groundbreaking medical procedure had five car accidents in less…
Teen on ‘female Viagra’ crashes into building while masturbating to gear shift
Bowling Green, KY | A Kentucky teenager who has crashed her parents’ vehicle into the house of a citizen of Warren County has admitted she was…
500-lbs woman kills world’s oldest tortoise by accidentally sitting on it
A woman was arrested this morning on the Atlantic island of Saint Helena for accidentally causing the death of the oldest known animal in the…
Doctor gets arm stuck for 8 hours in patient’s anus during prostate exam
A Florida hospital is facing a multimillion-dollar lawsuit after one of his doctors negligently got his hand stuck in a patient’s rectal cavity for several…
Midget stuck 3 days in mailbox after falling in while mailing letter
A man suffering from dwarfism almost died after falling inside a U.S. postal mailbox last Friday and remaining stuck inside the narrow container for more…