Human cannonball miraculously survives being accidentally projected over more than 2 miles
A daredevil stuntman was extremely lucky today when his performance went awry and the compressed air cannon supposed to eject him in a net less…
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Utah man sues drug store for $1,4M after being handed castration pills instead of sleeping pills
A man from Salt Lake is suing Smith’s Food & Drug Centers and two of its employees for $1,425,000 for causing his emasculation by mistakenly…
Maryland gynecologist dies after patient’s sneeze projects IUD in his eye at 155 miles per hour
A gynecologist from Annapolis met a very unusual death Yesterday after a patient’s sneeze during a routine operation ejected a contraceptive pin through his eye…
Shit falls from the sky in Kansas: drunk “crop duster” plane pilot spreads 4 tons of manure over city
El Dorado, Kansas | An agricultural airplane pilot made a serious mistake this morning while operating his aircraft under the influence of alcohol, accidentally dumping…
Prisoner gets cremated alive after hiding inside body bag to escape from jail
A detainee’s attempt to escape from the Jessup Correctional Institution in Maryland ended tragically Yesterday, as the man who was hiding inside a cadaver bag…
Couple reported missing while having sex in Miami River, disguised as dolphins
A couple from Florida is reported missing after deciding to have sex in the Miami River while wearing dolphin mascot costumes. 27-year old Steve Bernards…
Experimental medical procedure revives dead man run over by 18-wheeler after 21 days
A North Carolina man who had committed suicide by throwing himself under a semi-trailer truck has been miraculously brought back to life after 21 days…
Elderly couple accidentally burns house down during sex game involving WW2 flamethrower
Sand Springs, Oklahoma | A couple’s sexual game turned horribly wrong this morning, as they accidentally burned their house to the ground with a 75-year…
Man who had woman’s brain transplanted has five car crashes in two weeks
A man who had his own brain replaced by a woman’s brain in September during a groundbreaking medical procedure had five car accidents in less…
Teen on ‘female Viagra’ crashes into building while masturbating to gear shift
Bowling Green, KY | A Kentucky teenager who has crashed her parents’ vehicle into the house of a citizen of Warren County has admitted she was…