Pharmaceutical plant explosion disseminates 240 tons of powdered laxatives over an English city
Life is about to get shittier in Kingston upon Hull in East Yorkshire after a minor explosion occurred in a drug manufacturing plant early this…
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Oregon couple hospitalized after falling 2,500 feet while having sex in a hot air balloon
Several residents of Baker City in Oregon witnessed an incredible accident this morning when a young couple fell from the sky while having sex in…
Shipwrecked Malaysian fisherman claims he was sexually assaulted by a great white shark
A Malaysian fisherman who spent two days floating adrift in the ocean after his ship capsized and sank during a storm claims he was savagely…
Human cannonball miraculously survives being accidentally projected over more than 2 miles
A daredevil stuntman was extremely lucky today when his performance went awry and the compressed air cannon supposed to eject him in a net less…
Shit falls from the sky in Kansas: drunk “crop duster” plane pilot spreads 4 tons of manure over city
El Dorado, Kansas | An agricultural airplane pilot made a serious mistake this morning while operating his aircraft under the influence of alcohol, accidentally dumping…
Prisoner gets cremated alive after hiding inside body bag to escape from jail
A detainee’s attempt to escape from the Jessup Correctional Institution in Maryland ended tragically Yesterday, as the man who was hiding inside a cadaver bag…
Couple reported missing while having sex in Miami River, disguised as dolphins
A couple from Florida is reported missing after deciding to have sex in the Miami River while wearing dolphin mascot costumes. 27-year old Steve Bernards…
Elderly couple accidentally burns house down during sex game involving WW2 flamethrower
Sand Springs, Oklahoma | A couple’s sexual game turned horribly wrong this morning, as they accidentally burned their house to the ground with a 75-year…
Man who had woman’s brain transplanted has five car crashes in two weeks
A man who had his own brain replaced by a woman’s brain in September during a groundbreaking medical procedure had five car accidents in less…
Teen on ‘female Viagra’ crashes into building while masturbating to gear shift
Bowling Green, KY | A Kentucky teenager who has crashed her parents’ vehicle into the house of a citizen of Warren County has admitted she was…