Teen on ‘female Viagra’ crashes into building while masturbating to gear shift
Bowling Green, KY | A Kentucky teenager who has crashed her parents’ vehicle into the house of a citizen of Warren County has admitted she was…
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500-lbs woman kills world’s oldest tortoise by accidentally sitting on it
A woman was arrested this morning on the Atlantic island of Saint Helena for accidentally causing the death of the oldest known animal in the…
Doctor gets arm stuck for 8 hours in patient’s anus during prostate exam
A Florida hospital is facing a multimillion-dollar lawsuit after one of his doctors negligently got his hand stuck in a patient’s rectal cavity for several…
Midget stuck 3 days in mailbox after falling in while mailing letter
A man suffering from dwarfism almost died after falling inside a U.S. postal mailbox last Friday and remaining stuck inside the narrow container for more…
Greenpeace activist gets arm bitten off after hugging a white shark
An environmental activist was almost killed yesterday in the Indian Ocean after the great white shark he was trying to hug suddenly attacked him and bit…
Man emasculated after trying to use air compressor to enlarge his penis
A man who tried to enlarge his genitals by inflating them with an air compressor was left completely emasculated and almost died after his penis…
Man crashes into river after attempting to give himself a blowjob while driving
Goose Creek, SC | A South Carolina man was miraculously rescued by passers-by after he lost control of his vehicle and ended up in a…
Obese couple makes three-story fall after floor collapses during sex
A 640-lbs man and his 450-lbs wife had a rather unusual accident last night as the floor of their apartment collapsed during a particularly intense sexual…
Canadian fisherman survives sexual assault by dozens of seals
Tofino, BC | A British Columbian commercial fisherman claims he was held captive for 24 hours by a herd of seals after washing up on a…
Cops beat up teen after bank teller mistakes his erection for a pistol
Detroit, MI | A 17-year-old teenager is now lying in critical condition at the Detroit Medical Center after he was believed to be attempting a holdup at the…