Saudi Arabia: Panel of Scientists admits Women are Mammals, yet ‘Not Human’

Riyadh | In an unprecedented ruling, a panel of Saudi scientists has concluded that women are actually mammals, granting them the same rights as other mammal species such as camels, dromedaries and even goats.

The verdict, which fell just hours before the International Women’s Day, is considered “historic” by some experts and advocacy groups for women’s rights.

“It may seem too little, too late, but it is truly a milestone event for all women in the region,” explains Jane Austin, visibly excited.

“This is a great leap forward for women’s rights in Saudi Arabia”

– Jane Austin, Women’s Liberation Action Network

“From now on, women will be considered as members of the mammal class, whereas before women shared the legal status of an object, similar to that of a home appliance,” she admits.


Jillian Birch, spokeswoman at Amnesty International, said she is optimistic about the future as women will no longer be considered as “soulless objects” but as fully fledged mammals

“Soulless objects”

The recent verdict could completely upset all laws currently enforced in Saudi Arabia believes Jillian Birch, a spokeswoman at Amnesty International.

“This verdict shows the incredible progress the women’s rights movement has made in the past 50 years,” she admitted in a press conference this morning. 

“Finally, women will no longer be simply considered as objects without souls, but as full-fledged mammals, with the same rights as other animals of their species such as camels and goats,” she said, visibly emotional.

“Women are still far from being considered 100% human, but their condition will improve drastically with this decision,” she firmly believes.

An unprecedented verdict

The verdict, which fell like a ton of bricks on the Saudi state, has clearly not found unanimous support amongst religious authorities and the political elite, concede experts.

“It could create significant turmoil in the current legal state of affairs and the judiciary system of Saudi Arabia,” says political analyst specialized in the Middle East, Anthony Bochstein.

“If women previously had the same rights as a chair or a table and were seen more as individual property, they now have an equivalent status to certain animal species, and thus must receive, at the very least, feeding, watering and be conferred a minimum of attention and respect, which was not the case previously,” he explains.

According to the expert panel that ruled on the matter, women are still devoid of a soul but have been shown to possess qualities common to the mammal species, which would explain their ability to procreate and breastfeed, as well as why they are equipped with seven cervical vertebrae, a characteristic unique to the mammal species.

15 Comments on "Saudi Arabia: Panel of Scientists admits Women are Mammals, yet ‘Not Human’"

  1. Lolol! I guess I’m now upgraded from having the rights of a furniture item, into having the rights of a camel. ..ohh all because some dudes wearing sheets say so…. 😉 okay, that makes complete sense.

    • They should check their own friggin
      neck…..I’m no so sure these so called
      scientists have the required seven
      cervical vertabrae.

  2. Another idiotic pronouncement from saudi barbaria.

  3. Try living in a country without Women. There would then be goatmen with the same intellectual capacity as those Saudis right now. The grandchildren would be 75% goat and would be smart enough to be corralled. The next generation would need dogs to herd them. In a few generations there would be no muslims at all. But there would be a breed of goats that “no one” wants.

    • Ted Dolkens | March 10, 2016 at 11:21 am |

      I am hoping that the moslims WILL live in a country without women for about 3 generations that should fix many problems.

  4. These men in the middle east at missing brain cells.

  5. Bruce Edmunds | March 9, 2016 at 4:57 pm | Reply

    Ridiculous and disgusting, not to mention outrageous and egotistical, did these so called scientists who are supposed to be unbiased, not have a Mother? Where do they think they came from if not a human. They might breed with goats, sheep, camels, and cows, but there has never been a human born from one of those. (In case they were looking for evidence.)

    • vladislav | March 9, 2016 at 6:32 pm |

      what`s worse is the socalled womens rights groups gushing over the great stride thats`s been made in womens rights ! makes me sick !


    • According to that theory, all male animals are humans and hence, those men are very much animals too. LMAO

    • Jewelfires | March 16, 2016 at 8:25 pm |

      This should give many insight into the Muslim religion and practices.
      And Vladislav – the women are excited because it’s the most recognition they’ve gotten in thousands of years. You’d be excited too if YOU were a woman in this sick culture!

    • GEORGE PECKHAM | March 26, 2016 at 2:35 pm |

      well considering that these so called scientists were born from women that makes them “sons of mammals doesn’t it??” do these crazies ever get it right?? they will be telling us next that their God was not a paedophile shagging little mammals???God forbid as then their God was a mammal too!!!!!!!!

    • They’re not scientists. More like idiots. It’s impossible for Muslim males to be scientists, they don’t have the necessary mental capacity.

    • Steve Hesla | March 15, 2017 at 5:50 pm |

      We know they breed with goats, sheep, camels, and cows, but there has never been a human born from one of those??? I think maybe that’s where the radical Muslims come from.

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