Sarah Palin appointed as Science and Technology adviser, promises to get rid of climate change ‘hysteria’


The American President-elect Donald Trump has officially announced this morning that Sarah Palin is to become the new Science and Technology Adviser.

Critics of the administration have already voiced their concerns over the choice of the former Alaska governor, known to be a fierce climate change denier, to lead the White House Office of Science and Technology of the United States.

Far too long has the Chinese narrative over climate change kept our economy in a rut. It’s time to open the pumps and as I like to say: Drill, baby, drill!

– Sarah Palin, former Alaska governor

Scientists and academics alike have already voiced concerns that Sarah Palin’s strong disbelief in climate change could have dramatic consequences for the planet.

“God killed the dinosaurs”

Some scientists openly fear that Sarah Palin could be the end of the science establishment as we know it and would relegate the Office of Science and Technology “to the dark ages”.

“I mean, this is scary as hell” explains climatologist Dan B. Evans from the University of California, Berkeley.

“The woman claimed in an interview in 2009 that God killed the dinosaurs and that he had sent the flood to purge the dinosaurs off of the earth,” he warned, visibly concerned.

“With Sarah Palin as director of the Office of Science and Technology, we are definitely stepping into la-la land” he adds.

A scientific community in disbelief

Sarah Palin’s strong stance against climate change in the past has earned her an army of detractors, especially within environmentalist circles.

In a 2009 UN statement that acknowledged that 97% of climate experts agree humans are causing global warming, Sarah Palin responded, “the documents show that there was no real consensus even within the CRU crowd” and called the 2007 IPCC report a “load of rubbish” and a “fraud”.

“With irresponsible leaders such as Trump and Palin in the White House, polar ice cap melting will increase dramatically and waters could rise an easy 33% in the next ten years” has even admitted James Hillocks, a top Greenpeace climate scientist.

Environmentalists fear the worst as President-elect Donald Trump has already threatened to withdraw the United States from the Paris Climate Pact, potentially dealing a death blow to the whole accord by refuting the international consensus on climate change, believe experts.

9 Comments on "Sarah Palin appointed as Science and Technology adviser, promises to get rid of climate change ‘hysteria’"

  1. Charles Martens | December 15, 2016 at 4:20 am | Reply

    Hooray for Donald Trump and Sarah Palin. Global Warming previously global cooling and now to best cover any possibility called climate change, is and always was, junk science used to handicap the USA.

  2. the lunatics have taken over the asylum. Thanks America we are all fucked

    • No JP, we are just getting over 8 years of being screwed over by fascist Democommie LIBTARDs who seem to think it is ok to take from someone who works because they somehow “deserve and are entitled…”
      Deal with it or move to Venezuela like a good little socialist.

  3. HERMES HERBOLINGO | December 19, 2016 at 2:23 pm | Reply

    There are many other things that Sarah Palin could do as Science Adviser like abolishing the Law of Supply and Demand and amending the Law of Gravity.

  4. There are lots of scientist that don’t agree with the myth of global warming caused by CO2. The whole solar system is heating up. And even if it did cause global heating, carbon taxes will not prevent that, it will only be lining the pockets of the elite.

    • Yeah rhere are lots of denier scientists putting earth in danger. As many as Koch bros money can buy.

  5. Bloody good idea Sarah ,redeem yourself to those who thought you are an idiot ,even if you do mistake the Horizon as Russia when viewed from your back porch.Do indeed get rid of climate change Hysteria and start tackling the adverse effects climate change has/is producing,our grandkids will thank you for it. There’s a good girl.. 🙂

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