San Francisco man requires 176 stitches to anus after boyfriend used jackhammer as sex toy

A resident of San Francisco has received 176 stitches to his anus after a sex game involving a jackhammer turned terribly wrong.

Jared Lee White, 26, entered San Francisco General Hospital this week after bleeding profusely from the anal region.

White told journalists that his boyfriend had sexual fantasies of power tools and so he attached a 16-inch dildo onto an industrial jackhammer to surprise his lover.

“The use of any power tool or industrial tool driving its power from an electric motor in the bedroom is highly discouraged, especially when applied to the genital areas of the body” Dr. Arnold Rosenthal at San Francisco General Hospital explained.

Dr. Arnold Rosenthal at San Francisco General Hospital warns that using industrial tools powered by an electrical motor in the bedroom is “highly discouraged.”

“I once had a patient with a fetishism for chainsaws. Let’s just say it did not end well,” added Dr. Rosenthal when asked if similar cases had occurred previously.

The couple is now thinking of suing the jackhammer company as there were no warnings on the product that said no to use it as a sex toy and that it may cause severe injuries when applied to the genital areas of the body.

“We started to talk to a lawyer and, according to him, the company producing the jackhammer is 100% at fault here,” White told reporters, visibly still in pain.

Although a possible lawsuit may cost the San Francisco couple in the six figures, they say they believe that by doing so they hope to prevent others from suffering similar injuries and are not in it for financial gain.

“The San Francisco LGBTQ community has always been great to us and it is our chance to give back and to have a positive impact on our community,” White added.

Doctors at San Francisco General Hospital believe Jared Lee White was lucky since no internal organs were touched during the incident but that he may suffer from chronic diarrhea for the rest of his life, a condition he says he has already been used to live with.

1 Comment on "San Francisco man requires 176 stitches to anus after boyfriend used jackhammer as sex toy"

  1. I’m sure the law offices of Shekel and Shekel are drooling at the possibilities

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