Russian Scientists Discover Cure to Homosexuality

Novosibirsk | Dr. Dimitri Yusrokov Slamini of the Russian Institute for Medical Science in Novosibirsk and his team of researchers have discovered what they claim to be a new vaccine which could prevent early symptoms and even cure humans of homosexuality if treated at a young age.

Russian scientists developed the so-called «antidote» based on a 1959 scientific research published under the title “Organizing action of prenatally administered testosterone propionate on the tissues mediating mating behavior in the female guinea pig” by Charles H. Phoenix, an American researcher.

The study concluded that “INAH [part of the hypothalamus] is dimorphic with sexual orientation, at least in men, and suggests that sexual orientation has a biological substrate”.

Iran, China and Saudi Arabia have been the first countries to show interest in the new discovery.

«Xenoestrogen are a type of estrogen mimickers found in synthetic or natural chemical compounds. Synthetic xenoestrogens such as PCB’s, BPA and phthalates have been also been found to have estrogenic effects on living organisms and to disrupt the endocrine system» explains Dr. Yuri Krutchev, who took part in the experiment. «Injecting specific quantities of testosterone helps to

«Injecting specific quantities of testosterone helps to upset this artificial biological unbalance which occurs mostly in part because of environmental pollution and an excess of estrogen mimickers in our modern environment» he adds.

The new discovery has attracted much criticism from lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender (LGBT) organizations around the Globe, yet a few country leaders have outspokenly shown support and interest for the research. Iran, China, and Saudi Arabia have been the first countries to show interest in the new discovery.

American and European researchers have expressed much skepticism upon receiving the news.

22 Comments on "Russian Scientists Discover Cure to Homosexuality"

  1. Aurora Pascual | May 12, 2014 at 1:02 am | Reply

    A cure to homosexuality? Like if it was a disease??? LOL

    • Its no less a disorder than Aspergers or Alexithymia… LOL??

    • I should also note, that I know that most organizations do not see it as a disorder, but a “normal” variation of human sexuality. But I think a lot of that stems for the horrible treatment homosexuals had to endure in mental hospitals. I guess I just do not see an issue with finding a way to make somebody hetrosexual, as long as they have a choice to do so or not do so…

    • Justin bro, your comments made no sense. Tell me, do you know whats going on right now?

    • Disorder, yes. But not a problematic one. It’s not something that I think anyone should reasonably have any real problem with, but I won’t pretend like it’s not something outside the norm and that we couldn’t further our knowledge of humanity by discovering the root causes. That said, a cure? I can see maybe a small demand for such a thing, somewhere, but research into such a thing is a terrible waste of time, it’s not like it’s causeing anyone any huge problems. And good God, China’s interested? They’ve got such a lack of women that I know of Chinese men holding out for a cure for heterosexuality, or even for sexuality in general.

  2. But the potion that we made
    Touched the creatures down below
    And they grew up in a way
    That we’d never seen before.

    “Supernature” – Cerrone

  3. Tyler Allen McEntyre | May 11, 2014 at 2:49 pm | Reply

    It’s sad that so many hearts are so poisoned with hate and contempt for other human beings. We spend fortunes on this kind of research and development, in a Russian University, probably US Universities and more. And yet, being here in this world… in this moment… alive- observing. breathing. learning- IT’s A FUCKING MIRACLE ANY OF US ARE HERE ALIVE! IT IS NO ONES. BUT NOBODY.’s PLACE TO DECIDE WHO IS WORTHY, WHO ISN’T, AND UNDER WHAT TERMS. NO AMOUNT OF POWER, INTELLIGENCE, OR FORTUNE MAKES YOU MORE DESIRABLE OR BENEFICIAL TO THE PLANET THAN ANYONE ELSE ENOUGH TO GO AROUND “CURING” OTHERS WITH YOU’RE STUPID EXPERIMENTAL ANTIDOTE. EXPERIMENTING WITH THE MENTAL AND PHYSICAL HEALTH OF SOME ONE FROM BIRTH. POSSIBLY SLOWLY TORTURING THEM EACH INDIVIDUALLY.

    At the end of the day when your ALL ALONE. In the dark, just inside your head, dreaming, regretting, wishing, forgiving, praying, whatever- Curing the homosexuality of others, is sorta sick. Like I said… it’s all very sad, very distracted, and very INSIGNIFICANT!!! AT THIS POINT IN HISTORY- HOMOSEXUALS ARE A PROBLEM??? THAT’S WORTH YOUR TIME? YOUR ATTENTION? YOUR MONEY?



    -Tyler McEntyre

    Atlanta, Georgia, United States

    • Francois Wiese | May 12, 2014 at 7:33 am |

      Very nicely stated, Tyler!! Wish more people shared your intellect!

    • all says that it should be cured, but why “cure” love, im BI and im happy with my BF really why “cure” it i dont do it because im forced to it. So thank you my good sir you make a really good point 🙂

    • Maymar Mattars | May 14, 2014 at 10:56 am |

      The research under discussion was based on the proven argument that Homosex.. is a hormone disease. The cure found will act in the same discipline as any other vaccination, as long as there is not side effects.

      This researchers aren’t filled with hate, they are medical professionals filled with passion and love for society and nearing a major medical breakthrough.

    • It’s based on science it has nothing to do with hate, then found a serious abnormality that happens to coincide with homosexuality and they are trying to fix that to prevent it from occurring unnaturally that is all.. simple it’s a defect and if it can be fixed it would be no different than a vaccine for chicken pox.

    • stephanie | May 14, 2014 at 3:31 pm |

      people should be concentrating on cures for disease and tackling issues like world hunger, poverty, or global warming instead wasting their time, effort, and money on an issue like this. But then again we all forget how perfect Russia is as well as other countries

    • Spreadlove | May 15, 2014 at 3:12 pm |

      Don, do they have a cure for disabled people: or people of different ethnic backgrounds? Why stop at gay people, why not create the perfect race and kill anything or anyone that is different. Hell, why not just kill people that don’t think the same, do the same, act the same, look the same.
      Sounds like a wonderful future, where only identical people can live. So I wonder what will the dominate race be? Oh yeah cockroachs lol
      I find these arguments so funny, as some people consider homosexuality to be unnatural, its displayed in a variety of animals so it is part of nature.
      Don came back when you are educated and can hold a reasoned argument.

    • Look out! He’s got the caps lock on!

  4. Excellent!!!! Now can someone find a ‘cure’ for heterosexuality? That way we are all f****d…..

    • Oh my gosh!!! I agree with you so much on that!! What about all the heteros?

    • Well let me think about that how much of the population is gay… like 2-5%.. sounds funny huh.. want to start a war with the other 95-98%? Really sounds kinda stupid if you ask me, honestly I hope they do cure it.. and then I never have to watch another gay parade… You never see a hetero parade do you?

    • “You never see a hetero parade do you?” Actually, yes, I see heterosexuality openly displayed all day every day. Turn on your TV, see all those men and women showing affection, kissing, even fairly graphic portrayals of sex? Ever been to a public event where men and women cuddle or show public affection? Have you gone to the mall to see how many heterosexual couples walk hand-in-hand? Maybe it’s not an official “parade” but public displays of heterosexuality are everywhere.

    • You don’t see a hetero parade because heteros already have their rights, dear.

    • Gay Pride was not born of a need to celebrate being gay, but it’s about our right to exist without persecution all over the world and obtaining the same rights as heterosexuals. So instead of wondering why there isnt a Straight Pride movement, be thankfull you don’t need one.

  5. Too many people with a god complex. We realized that we stuffed up the planet with carbon emission and for all we know in a few years we will realize that we stuffed up nature perfectly normal population control system with some crazy man made chemical substance that some people were dumb enough to call a ‘cure’ or ‘antidote’. Where is this world going !

    • Hopefully to the reduction of number of humans. Less humans, less CO2, less issues.

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