Russian Scientists Discover Cure to Homosexuality

Novosibirsk | Dr. Dimitri Yusrokov Slamini of the Russian Institute for Medical Science in Novosibirsk and his team of researchers have discovered what they claim to be a new vaccine which could prevent early symptoms and even cure humans of homosexuality if treated at a young age.

Russian scientists developed the so-called «antidote» based on a 1959 scientific research published under the title “Organizing action of prenatally administered testosterone propionate on the tissues mediating mating behavior in the female guinea pig” by Charles H. Phoenix, an American researcher.

The study concluded that “INAH [part of the hypothalamus] is dimorphic with sexual orientation, at least in men, and suggests that sexual orientation has a biological substrate”.

Iran, China and Saudi Arabia have been the first countries to show interest in the new discovery.

«Xenoestrogen are a type of estrogen mimickers found in synthetic or natural chemical compounds. Synthetic xenoestrogens such as PCB’s, BPA and phthalates have been also been found to have estrogenic effects on living organisms and to disrupt the endocrine system» explains Dr. Yuri Krutchev, who took part in the experiment. «Injecting specific quantities of testosterone helps to

«Injecting specific quantities of testosterone helps to upset this artificial biological unbalance which occurs mostly in part because of environmental pollution and an excess of estrogen mimickers in our modern environment» he adds.

The new discovery has attracted much criticism from lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender (LGBT) organizations around the Globe, yet a few country leaders have outspokenly shown support and interest for the research. Iran, China, and Saudi Arabia have been the first countries to show interest in the new discovery.

American and European researchers have expressed much skepticism upon receiving the news.

6 Comments on "Russian Scientists Discover Cure to Homosexuality"

  1. Yeah… I’d want to destroy whatever the hell that disgusting creation is. Why would someone invent that? Just be accepting.

  2. How nice would it be nit to see gays on TV commercials, on the streets, in the soap operas,, everywhere!!!

  3. Kizito Nashim | May 4, 2019 at 5:07 am | Reply

    Life is precious no matter the poverty lines so take care.

  4. Shut up gayysss.

  5. Just eat a dick if you think you are gay. If you like it then your not cured. Keep doing it until you don’t like it anymore. Once you stop liking dick then you are cured. Don’t give up if you are not cured the first few times. Also, it may be helpful to try different sizes and multiple dicks at the same time. Remember, be persistent.

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