Russian Scientists Discover Cure to Homosexuality

Novosibirsk | Dr. Dimitri Yusrokov Slamini of the Russian Institute for Medical Science in Novosibirsk and his team of researchers have discovered what they claim to be a new vaccine which could prevent early symptoms and even cure humans of homosexuality if treated at a young age.

Russian scientists developed the so-called «antidote» based on a 1959 scientific research published under the title “Organizing action of prenatally administered testosterone propionate on the tissues mediating mating behavior in the female guinea pig” by Charles H. Phoenix, an American researcher.

The study concluded that “INAH [part of the hypothalamus] is dimorphic with sexual orientation, at least in men, and suggests that sexual orientation has a biological substrate”.

Iran, China and Saudi Arabia have been the first countries to show interest in the new discovery.

«Xenoestrogen are a type of estrogen mimickers found in synthetic or natural chemical compounds. Synthetic xenoestrogens such as PCB’s, BPA and phthalates have been also been found to have estrogenic effects on living organisms and to disrupt the endocrine system» explains Dr. Yuri Krutchev, who took part in the experiment. «Injecting specific quantities of testosterone helps to

«Injecting specific quantities of testosterone helps to upset this artificial biological unbalance which occurs mostly in part because of environmental pollution and an excess of estrogen mimickers in our modern environment» he adds.

The new discovery has attracted much criticism from lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender (LGBT) organizations around the Globe, yet a few country leaders have outspokenly shown support and interest for the research. Iran, China, and Saudi Arabia have been the first countries to show interest in the new discovery.

American and European researchers have expressed much skepticism upon receiving the news.

6 Comments on "Russian Scientists Discover Cure to Homosexuality"

  1. Try and turn your sexuality off. Go ahead. Try and visualize sucking a dick if your a tits and ass kinda guy or muff diving into a untrimmed, winter ready bush if your a dick chick. You are who you are by nature, not choice. As for how I worded this, the comments were already beyond rude, and vulgar may actually be the key.

  2. Homosexuality is simply nature’s way of ensuring mentally defective humans don’t reproduce.

  3. This needs to be put in the water in Seattle and Edmonds in Washington state!

  4. Why not cure a disease instead of living with it? What is happening is abuse towards children who don’t know any better and having their body parts cut off? It’s disgusting and I’m ashamed of what humans have evolved to. We won’t be able to tell what is what. Do you see how this is not a good idea? This isn’t hate speech only love for the human race and the cure.

  5. it’s our choice to be who we want to be. No ‘cure’ is gonna stop that. you dick heads!! Homosexuality is totally fine. GO GET A LIFE

    • oof
      come on man just deal with it
      not against anything but who knows
      this could turn out good

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