Russian Scientists Discover Cure to Homosexuality

Novosibirsk | Dr. Dimitri Yusrokov Slamini of the Russian Institute for Medical Science in Novosibirsk and his team of researchers have discovered what they claim to be a new vaccine which could prevent early symptoms and even cure humans of homosexuality if treated at a young age.

Russian scientists developed the so-called «antidote» based on a 1959 scientific research published under the title “Organizing action of prenatally administered testosterone propionate on the tissues mediating mating behavior in the female guinea pig” by Charles H. Phoenix, an American researcher.

The study concluded that “INAH [part of the hypothalamus] is dimorphic with sexual orientation, at least in men, and suggests that sexual orientation has a biological substrate”.

Iran, China and Saudi Arabia have been the first countries to show interest in the new discovery.

«Xenoestrogen are a type of estrogen mimickers found in synthetic or natural chemical compounds. Synthetic xenoestrogens such as PCB’s, BPA and phthalates have been also been found to have estrogenic effects on living organisms and to disrupt the endocrine system» explains Dr. Yuri Krutchev, who took part in the experiment. «Injecting specific quantities of testosterone helps to

«Injecting specific quantities of testosterone helps to upset this artificial biological unbalance which occurs mostly in part because of environmental pollution and an excess of estrogen mimickers in our modern environment» he adds.

The new discovery has attracted much criticism from lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender (LGBT) organizations around the Globe, yet a few country leaders have outspokenly shown support and interest for the research. Iran, China, and Saudi Arabia have been the first countries to show interest in the new discovery.

American and European researchers have expressed much skepticism upon receiving the news.

5 Comments on "Russian Scientists Discover Cure to Homosexuality"

  1. Leah Katherine | June 22, 2014 at 3:07 am | Reply

    what i want to know is how you “cure” something that isnt an illness… will we be “curing” shortness or having an accent next? this is so stupid

  2. Putin and the russian government should stop using homosexuals as a scapegoat and start dealing with their real problems…

  3. i believe there doesn’t need to be a so called “cure” for homosexuality. it is natural, one does not chose to have such like urges. myself included. even if I wasn’t the same id still be for the movement that we are not to judge. theirs no cure for homosexuality, this is just gossip. homosexuality is natural. actually over 450 species practices homosexuality, and for some idiotic reason, humans are the only one that takes the time out of there day to try to fix ones natural self. just think about it.

  4. Russian fascist political “invention”.

  5. How about we cure the world of Russians instead? After all, it wasn’t the homosexuals who caused so much war, death and injustice.

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