Russian Scientists Discover Cure to Homosexuality

Novosibirsk | Dr. Dimitri Yusrokov Slamini of the Russian Institute for Medical Science in Novosibirsk and his team of researchers have discovered what they claim to be a new vaccine which could prevent early symptoms and even cure humans of homosexuality if treated at a young age.

Russian scientists developed the so-called «antidote» based on a 1959 scientific research published under the title “Organizing action of prenatally administered testosterone propionate on the tissues mediating mating behavior in the female guinea pig” by Charles H. Phoenix, an American researcher.

The study concluded that “INAH [part of the hypothalamus] is dimorphic with sexual orientation, at least in men, and suggests that sexual orientation has a biological substrate”.

Iran, China and Saudi Arabia have been the first countries to show interest in the new discovery.

«Xenoestrogen are a type of estrogen mimickers found in synthetic or natural chemical compounds. Synthetic xenoestrogens such as PCB’s, BPA and phthalates have been also been found to have estrogenic effects on living organisms and to disrupt the endocrine system» explains Dr. Yuri Krutchev, who took part in the experiment. «Injecting specific quantities of testosterone helps to

«Injecting specific quantities of testosterone helps to upset this artificial biological unbalance which occurs mostly in part because of environmental pollution and an excess of estrogen mimickers in our modern environment» he adds.

The new discovery has attracted much criticism from lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender (LGBT) organizations around the Globe, yet a few country leaders have outspokenly shown support and interest for the research. Iran, China, and Saudi Arabia have been the first countries to show interest in the new discovery.

American and European researchers have expressed much skepticism upon receiving the news.

33 Comments on "Russian Scientists Discover Cure to Homosexuality"

  1. godhatesyou | May 11, 2014 at 6:37 am | Reply

    You are all just jealous because we get more sex then you, and you’s complain so much gods going to send you all you hating fucks to hell anyway where all us gays are going to rape the fuck out of your ugly brains xo

    • Nice…you wonder why folks make harsh judgements?

    • Seriously godhatesyou? as a gay man I think your comments are quite inflammatory and just as bad as some of the bigots and haters out there. When you start swearing and throwing insults around it actually does not help the cause but can turn people of supporting you. Do not go down that route…fight the corner but we do not all think that way…the vast majority of people are now supporting equal rights so lets get on with it rather than picking another fight

    • Wow.. I actually believed you guys were good people and should be respected regardless of your sexual orientation.. but damn, but now damn dude seriously.. you are one sick fuck.

    • stephanie | May 14, 2014 at 3:26 pm |

      godhatesyou, you clearly have not dealt with your own issues as a homosexual male. I have alot of gay friends who are not only the nicest, most caring people I’ve ever met but they are also educated. Trying to read your comment made my head hurt because you clearly lack an education and common sense. Punctuation is necessary while making an articulated statement as well as basic knowledge of the English language. You made yourself look like an idiot which is not helping your cause in the issue of homosexuality.

    • teamunivega | May 14, 2014 at 4:59 pm |

      OH NOE! The gay man said some bad words! They aren’t supposed to do that. They’re all supposed to be happy and well GAY all the time. Like the nice friendly gays from the television.

    • mensamule | May 14, 2014 at 8:18 pm |

      Normally I stay away from gay arguments but godhatesyou just forced my hand. I personally, am straight but have had a lot of gay friends, male and female, in the military and in college. Back then it was “stay in the closet” which was pretty awful. I have found that there a lot of really good and kind people who are gay but there are some like godhatesyou who are just trolls and/or haters. If you go down a list of groups you will find good and bad in all; Baptists, Catholics, Jews, Moslems, Atheists, Hindus, etc,. etc. I’m sorry for people who are haters because they miss so much in life. I really don’t believe that you can hate and be happy at the same time and I would rather be happy. I do get pretty carried away about the US criminal regime and obama though.

    • Am I the only one here who detects a degree of intentional irony in godhatesyou’s post? Or is that completely impossible?

  2. Thank God, hope they will accept this vaccines in Continent of America & Europe because they need it.

    • Sal obviously doesn’t know what he is talking about and is battling with suppressed homosexual tendencies.

    • Blunt Honesty | May 14, 2014 at 7:14 pm |

      Listen Joshua im not a advocate for homosexuality but I think those arguments are the most retarded in the world. I always see ppl saying homophobic people are peopl struggling with their own sexuality and I just think thats str8 up stupid. I grew up with a very religious mom who strongly disliked homosexuality, there is not a doubt in my mind she was comfortable with her sexuality. Im always up for hearing good arguments in debates and such but I honestly feel that is some bs ppl made up to try and pacify openly antigay people.

    • If only there was a vaccine for stupidity and prejudice, now that’s a treatment to a real sickness the world needs.

    • you go Mandy!

    • Hope this vaccine will help America, Europe, Asia, and Africa.
      Because this homosexual thing is really damaging this generation and will cause the world to come to an end very soon.
      reason been, Jehovah God dos not like his creation, I mean of is own kind to involved in such act.

    • homosexuality is caused by two things.

      1. choice

      2. a birth defect unknown by science

      I hope russia makes breakthroughs in it’s research, because sal is right. america, and europe need a cure, since america, and europe aren’t even bothering to research a cure.

    • I hope your son or daughter is born gayer than the gayest person in the world!!! You bloody bastard!! Get a fucking life of your own!!

    • I only wish breaders would accept sterilisation readily to avoid the starvation and abuse of so many children

  3. About time too!!!! Vacinate MPs for a start. Sexualorientation is developed in the muscles

    • You realize that this basically inhibits homosexuality by causing targeted brain damage right? Administration of this ‘cure’ would cause almost assured developmental defects and if issued like a vaccination may pose an epidemic problem and a generation of children possibly unable to function.

      You cannot fundamentally alter the brain chemistry of a child like this and not wind up with serious results.

    • This is probably what Russia deserves…

  4. Sex hormones are critical in governing a broad range of biological activities, including the development of the sexes. Early in fetal life, through a series of molecular switches, hormones signal the development of either male or female structures. It is the relative amount of female-to-male hormones that dictates whether we become male or female.

    • Christopher | May 13, 2014 at 6:40 am |

      That’s not true. Gender is determined by chromosomes. Females have two X chromosomes, while Males have an X and a Y chromosome. Mothers can only contribute an X chromosome, while Fathers can contribute either X or Y. So it is the Father’s sperm that determines gender. If the sperm that fertilizes the egg has an X chromosome, the fetus will be Female. If the sperm has a Y chromosome, the fetus will be Male.

    • You are actually both incorrect and correct at the same time. Chris, you are correct about basic X and Y chromosomes in both male and female genders, however the proper balance of hormones within the whom are essentially to proper development of male and female genders.
      The male brain responds to testosterone several times throughout it’s life. For example, you can become a male (gender) and be effeminate because of a lack of testosterone or an imbalance in the balance by the receptors in the brain. It is much more complicated than either of you two have stated. Hormones are constantly interacting and effecting one another, the fact that human genetics goes smoothly (generally speaking) is a phenomenon in itself.

    • mensamule | May 14, 2014 at 8:05 pm |

      Telling my advanced age here but I remember discussing these studies in a psych class and in a couple of biology classes in my sophmore year at college. There is another substance besides the hormones that is involved and only circulates within the first 24 hours after birth if I am remembering correctly??? Too long ago to remember for sure. Fascinating though.

    • Bpa has been around for the last 30 to 40 years, seems to coincide with the a parent rise in homosexuality. Just because homosexuality existed before bpa or other artificial estrogen mimics were rife in the environment doesn’t mean that homosexuality is not a result of a lack of testosterone in the womb or that other foods can mimics male and female hormones. Studies have been done that show homosexual men have an even balance of male and female hormones, and in general testosterone levels have been declining in men for the last several decades. A study done testing umbilical chords for the presence of bpa in American women showed that 98% of umbilical chords tested positive. But of course all that estrogen in the womb will have no effect on the development of the baby eh.

  5. BPA is affecting the neuro-endocrine-immune system – and ultimately will affect brain functioning. This is a serious issue folks!

    • So true!

    • Didn’t a woman in the U.S. get busted for giving her child this in order to suppress homosexual urges, because it ended up causing massive developmental issues to said child?

      I am sorry but if this is issued isn’t it possible that the nations issuing it would see an epidemic of serious developmental defects in children and potentially crippled long term birth rates or other horrible outcomes?

    • Sébastien Beaulieu-Drolet | May 16, 2014 at 3:49 am |

      very funny…BPCs and the like have been around only a few decades or so…but homosexuality has been present for thousand years….find the error…

    • Homosexuality is caused by artificial biological unbalance which occurs mostly in part because of environmental pollution and an excess of estrogen. Do Crazy people think they are crazy or will they admit to the sickness? I think not.
      This sickness has been a plague on the human race for to long.

    • Brad, not only is your opinion in the “cause” of homosexuality disgusting, but the nerve you have to refer to mentally ill people as “crazy” astounds me. You are so ignorant.

    • Jose´ Roble | June 22, 2015 at 3:48 am |

      shut up you fucking homos .. go get vaccined

    • StraightGate | September 9, 2015 at 1:11 am |

      Far less serious than AIDS, I suspect!

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