Missouri Pig Brothel Dismantled During FBI Raid

Rolla, MO | FBI agents cracked down on unsuspecting party goers at a Missouri pig farm yesterday where more than 40 arrests were made over allegations of bestiality and animal cruelty.

Suspected for some time by local authorities of running a pig farm functioning as an underground pig brothel, where clients paid for sexual services with the farm animals, the 67-year old farm owner was arrested with two of his sons and some 30 guests who were present to celebrate his birthday.

Caught in full action during the night of the birthday bash, the FBI raid engaged more than 16 agents in what local officials believe to be the biggest crackdown on an animal brothel in American history.


Hundreds of piglets were forced into sexual acts with clients of the pig brothel

An increase in sexually deviant behavior

Local authorities fear a recrudescence in sexually deviant behavior with animals in the region since this is the third animal brothel to be closed down in recent months in the area.

We can’t explain why underground animal brothels seem to be so high in demand in the region

– Dane Banff, psychologist

“That human beings are allowed to unleash their wildest fantasies in such a context, even though illegal, might prevent such abuses as rape from being committed” she admits.

“But at the same time, having sexual relations with pigs and other animals is not considered to be a healthy behavior and should not be encouraged” she acknowledges.

The farmer and his sons could spend up to five years in prison expect legal experts.

11 Comments on "Missouri Pig Brothel Dismantled During FBI Raid"

  1. Omg hilarious some of the things you guys turned this into! ^

  2. Peace Love Bunny | January 3, 2015 at 8:02 am | Reply

    So. FBI pigs chop a porking pork park.

    One of the arrested was herd to say: “She was bacon for it, I tell ya.”

  3. Cops should be arrested too pigs busted the pigs

  4. So, I guess how they got caught? The pigs squealed on them!

  5. the pig on the top left has a big smile! why does it have to be “men” that where the guest… maybe some ladys where there too?? pigs got tongue.

    • NotMyGoodies | January 4, 2015 at 2:19 am |

      pretty sure the pigs won’t just lick.. they eat everything after all.. makes more sense that it was several men, I would never risk my goodies that way

    • MeanieGrammarNazi | January 4, 2015 at 2:26 am |

      How about women with dildos?

    • Wish I woulda known about this place before I got with my slop hog of a gf, the pig pussy probably smells better.

    • Well it says men, but nice to try with a clever senseless post.

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