Missouri Pig Brothel Dismantled During FBI Raid

Rolla, MO | FBI agents cracked down on unsuspecting party goers at a Missouri pig farm yesterday where more than 40 arrests were made over allegations of bestiality and animal cruelty.

Suspected for some time by local authorities of running a pig farm functioning as an underground pig brothel, where clients paid for sexual services with the farm animals, the 67-year old farm owner was arrested with two of his sons and some 30 guests who were present to celebrate his birthday.

Caught in full action during the night of the birthday bash, the FBI raid engaged more than 16 agents in what local officials believe to be the biggest crackdown on an animal brothel in American history.


Hundreds of piglets were forced into sexual acts with clients of the pig brothel

An increase in sexually deviant behavior

Local authorities fear a recrudescence in sexually deviant behavior with animals in the region since this is the third animal brothel to be closed down in recent months in the area.

We can’t explain why underground animal brothels seem to be so high in demand in the region

– Dane Banff, psychologist

“That human beings are allowed to unleash their wildest fantasies in such a context, even though illegal, might prevent such abuses as rape from being committed” she admits.

“But at the same time, having sexual relations with pigs and other animals is not considered to be a healthy behavior and should not be encouraged” she acknowledges.

The farmer and his sons could spend up to five years in prison expect legal experts.

5 Comments on "Missouri Pig Brothel Dismantled During FBI Raid"

  1. Just one more proof of the American depraved society.

  2. Spider pig! Spider pig! Does whatever a spider pig does!

  3. Steven, with a "v" | January 23, 2015 at 4:05 am | Reply

    the longest word in english’
    learned before grade five

  4. What the F, no sheep on the farm!!!!!

  5. If men kept their meat thermometers in their trousers, we wouldn’t have half the number of people infected with STD’s today. Koala bears carry chlamydia, Cattle carry gonorrhea, sheep carry syphilis, and chimpanzees carry HIV. Sometimes we humans let our position on top of the food chain go to our heads. I love all of you with a twisted sense of humor. I’m also orthographic and use grammar correctly. Understanding the proper use of the English language has resulted in successful learning of foreign languages. There is no shame in using your brain! Those people who weren’t using their brains, I hope that when they slammed that ham, I hope they got ham hocked in their *ocks.

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