Missouri Pig Brothel Dismantled During FBI Raid

Rolla, MO | FBI agents cracked down on unsuspecting party goers at a Missouri pig farm yesterday where more than 40 arrests were made over allegations of bestiality and animal cruelty.

Suspected for some time by local authorities of running a pig farm functioning as an underground pig brothel, where clients paid for sexual services with the farm animals, the 67-year old farm owner was arrested with two of his sons and some 30 guests who were present to celebrate his birthday.

Caught in full action during the night of the birthday bash, the FBI raid engaged more than 16 agents in what local officials believe to be the biggest crackdown on an animal brothel in American history.


Hundreds of piglets were forced into sexual acts with clients of the pig brothel

An increase in sexually deviant behavior

Local authorities fear a recrudescence in sexually deviant behavior with animals in the region since this is the third animal brothel to be closed down in recent months in the area.

We can’t explain why underground animal brothels seem to be so high in demand in the region

– Dane Banff, psychologist

“That human beings are allowed to unleash their wildest fantasies in such a context, even though illegal, might prevent such abuses as rape from being committed” she admits.

“But at the same time, having sexual relations with pigs and other animals is not considered to be a healthy behavior and should not be encouraged” she acknowledges.

The farmer and his sons could spend up to five years in prison expect legal experts.

20 Comments on "Missouri Pig Brothel Dismantled During FBI Raid"

  1. Esmerelda's Mommie | January 3, 2015 at 2:58 am | Reply

    How do we know the animals didn’t prefer this to the slaughterhouse? Did anyone ask the pigs?

  2. I hope they arrested and charged the guests also!, The sick things peole do and the abuse animals receive is incredble. I hope they throw the book at them!

  3. That’s friggin’ hilarious!

  4. ISIL are sickening. This is ok as long as they do no oral sex.

  5. What about those participating? They should do some time as well. Discusting!!! Casterate all of them, other countries would!

    • lindaisilliterate | January 2, 2015 at 11:28 pm |

      Linda- the words you’re looking for are “disgusting” with a “g” and “castrate.” no one is going to take your input seriously when you can’t even spell at a 5th grade level

    • A heartfelt comment about the actual subject at hand will always be taken seriously, certainly above a nasty small-minded personal attack on another’s spelling. With such vile atrocities being committed against animals, it is indeed sad that you have chosen to focus on spelling errors!

    • wow like we was looking for a “SPELLING EXPERT” I would call you a dick head but it seems you a WHOLE dick!

    • You know in prison everyone will see your paper work. Sick people need prayed for.

    • Agree about how disgusting this is AND the spelling. And also Joyce, it’s like we were, NOT like we was! But I can’t change the world but I can try to help those that don’t use the proper English. I was lucky and did well in English and I don’t mind telling someone that something is incorrect, and not be hateful doing it. So hopefully this will help and maybe some will do better as a result. 🙂

    • Sounds like lindaisilliterate is upset the brothel got busted. Don’t fret another will open soon i am sure.

    • I’m not the Fig Plucker,
      or the Fig Plucker’s son,
      but, I’ll Pluck the Fig’s,
      ’til the Fig Plucker comes!!!!

      Say that fast THREE times!!!!!
      HA HA HA HA !!!!!!

    • MeanieGrammarNazi | January 4, 2015 at 1:57 am |

      What about the atrocities being committed against grammar and spelling??

    • @1finelady. It isn’t ‘speak the proper English’. There’s no need for the definite article – and there’s nothing worse than an ungrammatical grammar Nazi.

    • Hey lindaisilliterate,, You missed a comma at the end of the”are” word in your first sentence
      You missed the comma after the word “and”,just before the word castrate. You neglected to capitalize, the Letter “N”, at the beginning of your second sentence. And you are missing a period at the ending of your whole asinine comment. And by the way,, the proper spelling of a word that comes to mind is “HYPOCRISY” Before you condemn others develop yourself into perfection……

    • Who cares if she can't spell! | January 5, 2015 at 9:18 am |

      What the hell difference does it make if a person can’t spell. Did you ever consider that the writer might be dyslexic? Or maybe didn’t have the same educational opportunities that you had? I have 2 kids in 5th grade, I can tell you that “Castrate” isn’t among the 5th grade spelling words! Look up the meaning of “illiterate,” yourself. Obviously the writer wasn’t illiterate – she read the article and you understood her response clearly enough to critique it. Leave people alone and mind your own mistakes.

    • i bet lindaisilliterate was one of the pigs on the farm.

    • America is disgusting… we should castrate all your relatives who perform sick things on children and who approve and teach to be gay take it in the ass with a standing ovation ONLY IN AMERICA u judgemental old bags

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