Man’s Genitals Stolen During Trip To Thailand

Bangkok | What started as a pleasant holiday in Thailand rapidly turned into a nightmarish situation when Josh Brown, a 58-year old American tourist, woke up in excruciating pain to notice his genitals had been removed during his sleep.

The victim was allegedly drugged unwittingly before he woke up hours later in a pool of blood in his hotel room while his genitals had been completely removed, leaving him in critical condition.

Fortunately, the hotel staff were alarmed by the distress calls of the man who was quickly taken to the Bangkok Hospital so he could receive emergency care while the man suffered from severe bleeding that could have cost him his life.


For the past few months, Thai authorities have been struggling against a wave of criminal surgical aggressions against tourists whose genitals are worth top dollars on the Asian black market.

“We are in the presence of a growing trend on the black market for the illegal traffic of human genitals into China” said an officer in charge of operations.

“Large sized genitals can fetch prices in the tens of thousands of dollars for their alleged aphrodisiac qualities when consumed as food,” he says.

The health of the 58-year old man is stable and he should be out of the hospital in a few days.

Thai authorities warn tourists to be very conscious when traveling alone and meeting ‘friendly’ strangers in the streets of Bangkok.

9 Comments on "Man’s Genitals Stolen During Trip To Thailand"

  1. I am never going to go to Asia.

    • and that is why you’ll remain forever oblivious to world affairs, blind to foreign cultures, and ignorant of the world around you. you just based all of Asia on some news. Korea, Japan, Vietnam, Signapore. congratulations.

    • You should never cross the road where you live; pedestrians get hit by cars and die. Nor should you ever fly; planes have been known to come down. Nor should you walk through the streets in the US; people have been known to be mugged and shot.

    • Stay where you are! Don’t spread your gaulibility to the rest of the world.

  2. you know that genitils can be replaced to make a man bigger how ever its a costly operation stealing it and saying you ate it is a havesum man or woman now i.s a proud owber of another mans genatils

  3. Eww…“Large sized genitals can fetch prices in the tens of thousands of dollars for their alleged aphrodisiac qualities when consumed as food” who does that? Apparently no one, not even I would like to eat genitalia for food. Disgusting!

  4. It’s now Kim Jung (Big)un’.

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