Man turns himself in to the FBI for killing Abraham Lincoln in 1865

Washington, D.C. | A man from Virginia turned himself in at the FBI headquarters this morning, claiming that he was guilty of killing more than 30 people, including the 16th President of the United States, Abraham Lincoln.

71-year-old Leroy Timothy Anderson, claims he worked for 35 years as a “time-traveling assassin” for a secret governmental agency and says he has killed people at various times, going from 1678 to 2239.

The elderly man declared that his actions were all legitimate and ordered by the government, but that he fears his former employers might want to eliminate him because he knows too much.

He claims that he was part a program called the Chronos Project, which was designed, coordinated, and executed by the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) and the United States special operations forces, under the supervision of the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (DARPA).

This ultra-secret program would have orchestrated more than 1200 assassinations, spreading out over almost all of human history, including many famous characters like Martin Luther King Jr, Julius Cesar or Mahatma Gandhi.

“His story was clearly one of the most entertaining that I have ever heard,” said FBI director, Christopher A. Wray.

“Mr. Anderson not only claims to have killed President Lincoln but also 32 others, including at least twelve that are not even born yet,” Wray told reporters.

“I know that conspiracy theorists will accuse us of covering up Lincoln’s murder and stuff like that, but the FBI isn’t going to open an investigation. I don’t think this man killed anyone, I think he just lost contact with reality.”


According to the FBI, Mr. Anderson was previously diagnosed with dissociative disorder and schizophrenia, problems which could explain his strange confession.

Abraham Lincoln was assassinated on Good Friday, April 14, 1865, while attending the play Our American Cousin at Ford’s Theatre, in Washington, D.C.  as the American Civil War was drawing to a close.

The assassination is generally believed to have been planned and carried out by the well-known stage actor John Wilkes Booth, as part of a larger conspiracy in a bid to revive the Confederate cause.

Mr. Booth was shot and killed by Union soldiers while hiding on a farm in Virginia, only days after the crime. Eight other conspirators or suspects were tried and convicted, and four were hanged shortly thereafter.

12 Comments on "Man turns himself in to the FBI for killing Abraham Lincoln in 1865"

  1. Not as ridiculous as he may seem;there are more things under Earth then dreamt of even in your philosophy. With that being said I have time traveled no I did do it on purposed and it sucks. Imagiine waking up inside someone else’s body in a different year and a different location from where you fell asleep. You are still you but people only see whats on the outside. You dont even know what you physically look like unless you find a mirror.This has been happening to me since I was a kid. I dont know how it happens it just does. No I haven’t killed anyone as far as I know,but I have met some interesting people.Spirit travel has been possible for centuries ask a Native American Shaman.The world is full of things most humans cant fully understand nor do most want to.So we pass it off as the person being mental. The whole damn planet is mental if you ask me mostly if you see it from my perspective one giant paradox.Starting with Eve and then read then ending you’ll get it.The problem was that the creator didnt know what to do next after the White Throne Judgement so said FK it let’s start over,and we have repeatedly. Why do you think people have Deja Vu? It is like watching the same movie over and over until you have memorized every line verbatim and every movement and mannerism possible. We are all made up of energy so we are just transferring the energy into a different vessel or mode of transportation, Jumping from one person to the next. 🙂 Sometimes we remember and sometimes we don’t unless something triggers the memory.

    • … oh dear Cheryl; you skipped your meds again this morning I see… uh oh… how do you expect to get better and fit into society when you don’t take your meds? Remember that you can’t double up when you remember that you haven’t taken your meds the day before but feel confident that it won’t slow you down except for one day. Best of luck with your ongoing treatment.

    • I agree with you. Have an eye opening day.

  2. Lol – Where do y’all find these ridiculous stories?

  3. He wasn’t even born when Lincoln was president. He is straight nut!!!

    • Trey Ispy | April 6, 2017 at 6:34 am |

      Another genius who only read the headline, yet thought their comment was so interesting the world had to hear it. Try reading the article next time.

    • Obviously you didn’t read the article. He claims to be a time traveler. But your assertion still stands.

    • He was a time traveler! He didn’t have to be born at the time.

    • Time travel, my dear. He claims he time traveled and killed him.

    • He time travelled, didn’t you read the article, lol.

  4. Tim and I were both dispatched that Friday morning. JWB was an.easy patsy. Pretty boy, loud mouth, asshole.

  5. Leland W Brown | October 10, 2016 at 4:18 pm | Reply

    To much hitlers candy and coupled with all that time traveling fried the his brain (thats way poeple cant do time travel it fries the brain)

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