Lottery winner arrested for dumping $200,000 of manure on ex-boss’ lawn

A man from Illinois was arrested for getting $224,000 worth of manure dumped on his former employer’s property, only two weeks after he won $125 million at the lottery and quit his job.

54-year old Brian Morris, from the small town of Clarendon Hills in Dupage County, bought over 20,000 tons of manure and asked for it to be dumped on his former boss’ property, pretending it was his residence.

Dozens of trucks filled with manure showed up in front of the house around 6:00 this morning and began dumping their smelly cargo over the property’s lawn.

George Fitzgerald, Mr. Morris’ former employer, was awakened by the sound of the vehicles on his property and rapidly called the police.

Unfortunately, it took the police more than 15 minutes to arrive on the site, and more than 10,000 tons of manure had already been dumped in the meantime.

Brian Morris was standing right across the street and laughing when the police arrived, and he rapidly came over to confess his responsibility and explain his motivations.

Lieutenant Frank Meyers, a spokesman of the Clarendon Hills Police Department, met the press a few hours later to explain the motivations behind this strange crime.

“The accused told us he’d worked for the victim for 17 years and was treated like shit. He says he had to endure his mistreatment because he needed the money, but that now that he won $125 million it was time for revenge.”

The Clarendon Hills Police Department admitted that its response time was inadequate and said it would keep a close eye on Mr. Morris to avoid any more incidents.

Brian Morris had attracted a lot of media attention two weeks ago after winning $125 million at Powerball Multi-state lottery.

When asked by organizers what he would do with the money, he had simply answered: “Just read the news, you’ll see“.

He was freed on bail a few hours after his arrest, and told reporters to “stay alert“, claiming he had “a few other pranks to pull over the next few weeks“.

8 Comments on "Lottery winner arrested for dumping $200,000 of manure on ex-boss’ lawn"

  1. This guy is completely pathetic! I just gave two homeless guys out here in California $20 each and I’m not rich. Just think of how may people this guy could have helped with that money! He could change people’s lives! Judge, throw the book at him. Teach him a lesson! He need some humbling and a load of character development! What a TERRIBLE example he has given us for how a man should behave.

  2. If you lived in California, your boss would have sued you for the $125 million you won. I would leave well enough alone, before you need to find another job.

  3. Steve kirschbaum | November 1, 2018 at 2:07 pm | Reply

    Good going Brian, I am glad to here that what goes around comes around. I would have done the same thing but probably worst, a long with other people who treat you like s t.Keep it up. Glad you won the lottery.

    • I’m sure it felt good but wouldn’t it feel even better to drop $224,000 worth of groceries at the stoop of the local food pantry?

  4. Good job Brian just want to know how it feels!!!! hero to all of us people out there busting our asses every day and get treated like s*** because we have no choice but to work I to dream of the day Karma will show her big smile and I will be able to to something to that effect maybe not manure but something pretty cool like that

  5. Good for him! LOL, I’m sure that his boss deserved it! and some!

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