Lottery winner arrested for dumping $200,000 of manure on ex-boss’ lawn

A man from Illinois was arrested for getting $224,000 worth of manure dumped on his former employer’s property, only two weeks after he won $125 million at the lottery and quit his job.

54-year old Brian Morris, from the small town of Clarendon Hills in Dupage County, bought over 20,000 tons of manure and asked for it to be dumped on his former boss’ property, pretending it was his residence.

Dozens of trucks filled with manure showed up in front of the house around 6:00 this morning and began dumping their smelly cargo over the property’s lawn.

George Fitzgerald, Mr. Morris’ former employer, was awakened by the sound of the vehicles on his property and rapidly called the police.

Unfortunately, it took the police more than 15 minutes to arrive on the site, and more than 10,000 tons of manure had already been dumped in the meantime.

Brian Morris was standing right across the street and laughing when the police arrived, and he rapidly came over to confess his responsibility and explain his motivations.

Lieutenant Frank Meyers, a spokesman of the Clarendon Hills Police Department, met the press a few hours later to explain the motivations behind this strange crime.

“The accused told us he’d worked for the victim for 17 years and was treated like shit. He says he had to endure his mistreatment because he needed the money, but that now that he won $125 million it was time for revenge.”

The Clarendon Hills Police Department admitted that its response time was inadequate and said it would keep a close eye on Mr. Morris to avoid any more incidents.

Brian Morris had attracted a lot of media attention two weeks ago after winning $125 million at Powerball Multi-state lottery.

When asked by organizers what he would do with the money, he had simply answered: “Just read the news, you’ll see“.

He was freed on bail a few hours after his arrest, and told reporters to “stay alert“, claiming he had “a few other pranks to pull over the next few weeks“.

5 Comments on "Lottery winner arrested for dumping $200,000 of manure on ex-boss’ lawn"

  1. Maybe consider doing something good. You should try and rise above those that mistreated you. Show them how the race is to be ran….good luck

  2. Sad, that amount of $ could have helped so many people yet this person chooses to hurt others instead of helping. Even if the boss was horrid, this was a huge waste of money that could have gone to the greater good.

  3. Frances Battle | May 19, 2018 at 12:12 pm | Reply

    Karma is a Mother

  4. Joe Nonemaker | May 19, 2018 at 10:33 am | Reply

    Take this job and SHOVE IT!

  5. That’s hilarious, something all of us probably wished we could do at some point!!!

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