Israeli Archeologist Uncovers Proof Judas Smoked Marijuana

Jerusalem| An archeological dig site excavated by a scientific team from the Biblical Research Foundation discovered what is presumed to be the tomb of the infamous biblical figure, Judas Iscariot, and also discovered proof that the man could have been a drug user.

The simplistic structure has been named by its discoverers, “Judas’s Tomb”, contained the bodies of two adult and one teenage males, certainly from the same family.

The inscriptions on the rough stone coffins seem to link the tombs to the Iscariot family, the corpses being identified as those of Judas, his father Simon, and his brother Joshua.

The site also contained three different heavily damaged scrolls, seven clay vases and 30 silver coins, an eerie reminder of Judas’s alleged wage from the temple authorities for betraying the Christ.

Another object has really caught the scientists attention: a small pipe-shaped wooden object that upon further investigation and analysis, was revealed to contain traces of cannabis resin.

“This could bring light to one the darkest part of the biblical history” explain Möshe Erdazovitch, the archeologist responsible for the site.

“If Judas was a drug addict, it could explain his need for money and also his suicidal behavior. We cannot come to such clear conclusions for now, but the evidence sure seems to lead in that direction. This could bring an all new explanation to the death of Jesus.”

Professor Erdazovitch hopes to have the bones analyzed for traces of cannabis, which would confirm the biblical traitor’s drug use.

The bones being extremely old, he says the analysis might very likely be inconclusive, so his team will keep searching the site for additional evidence to back his theory.

8 Comments on "Israeli Archeologist Uncovers Proof Judas Smoked Marijuana"

  1. marijuana isn’t a drug… its a plant. is it really a big deal?
    i mean even if this shit was true, why the hell should we care? or is this another “the more you know” things??

  2. first off cannabis is NOT a drug does not make one lust for money or see out their freinds

  3. Empty minds want to know.

  4. You're All Idiots | March 12, 2014 at 8:46 pm | Reply

    The website is World News Daily, I’m assuming there is affiliation with the Weekly World News a well know tabloid. This tabloid has brought us great “news” such as bat boy lives.

    Think for yourselves, if news like this and other stuff claimed on this site was true don’t you think there would be more coverage? Also pay attention to the other articles on the site, like a dead pixie body being found or a man who is half pig…

    There is being gullible and then there is just not using your brain.

    • I miss the bat boy…. I used to collect the WWN’s with him on he cover- The tabloids these days have mellowed out too much though lol I miss “Alien Elvis clones impregnated my neighbor’s horse” kinda sh!t

    • Angela Dansie | March 28, 2014 at 9:01 pm |

      Most on here can’t think for themselves….that’s why they believe in the sky-fairy-god

  5. What a load of rubbish! This story MUST be a joke. How anyone could take this seriously is beyond me.
    Firstly, “Iscariot” was a description, not a name.
    Secondly, someone else must have put the money in there, because Judas threw the money away that he was given, with which the “Potter’s Field” was purchased.
    Thirdly, given his actions prior to his death, no-one would have put him in consecrated ground, so no-one knows where his remains are.

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