Iran: Archeologists Discover 5 Meters Tall Human Skeletons

Tehran | A group of Russian archeologists working on a dig site in western Iran has made what could be the greatest discovery in decades. They have unearthed a total of six humanoid skeletons belonging to individuals that seem to each have measured more than 5 meters high.

The scientists responsible for the discovery have not yet pronounced themselves about whether these were the remains of excessively gigantic and oversized homo sapiens, or the first specimens ever discovered of a brand new species of proto-humans that could have coexisted with our ancestors.

Andrei Asimov, professor of archeology and paleoanthropology at the University of St-Petersburg and researcher in charge of the excavation site, explains that this discovery could explain many stories that were until now dismissed by historians as simply mythological.

“This means that Goliath and his fellow warriors from the mythical city of Gath could really have been more than 3 meters tall,” he tells our reporter.

“This also means that many different people over a long period of time could have encountered real existing giants and passed down stories about them to their descendants. We’ll definitely have to review our conception of history as it is and accept that many legends just might be real!”

5 Comments on "Iran: Archeologists Discover 5 Meters Tall Human Skeletons"

  1. Iran: Archaelogists Discover Adobe Photoshop. Derp.

  2. In American studies, archeology is the correct spelling. The fact that it’s spelled this way and refers to Iran and Russia should speak to its inauthentic nature. Additionally, the article states that scientists don’t want to be revealed then talks about specific archeologists. People….archeologists are scientists. Whoever created this story has an agenda. What it does speak to is the need for humans to verify and understand our origins.

  3. Can anyone spell ‘satire’?

  4. Really! It’s eye blinking finding! Let’s believe the facts inscribed with in the Holy books of World great religions.

  5. Deliberate misconception pisses me off faster then anything else because these people that create these lies willfully feed peoples ignorance and need to back their beliefs.

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