Hunter nearly killed by brutal sexual assault from 1,200 lbs moose

Missanabie, Ontario |  A man from Michigan is in a critical condition after suffering a savage attack from a large moose, while hunting in Canada.

Jeremy Larsen was hunting with his brother and his nephew near Dog Lake, in Ontario, when he accidentally spilled an entire jar of moose urine on himself. He decided to leave the group and head back to their cabin, three miles away, to change his clothes.

He had about a mile left to walk when he was attacked by a male moose, weighing around 1200 lbs.

Mr. Larsen tried to use his weapon to defend himself, but he was rapidly knocked out after receiving many kicks from the moose’s front hooves.

While the poor man was lying on his knees, defenseless, the powerful animal began rubbing his massive genitals all over him, mimicking sexual intercourse.

The animal assaulted Mr. Larsen for several minutes before ejaculating and finally leaving him alone.

The severely injured hunter was found two hours later by his brother and nephew, who were also heading back to their cabin.


John Larsen, the victim’s nephew, says his uncle was unconscious and covered in blood when they found him.

Jeremy Larsen was transported by helicopter to a Toronto hospital, where doctors were able to stabilize his condition. He suffers from five broken ribs, a perforated lung, and 15 bone fractures, but doctors no longer fear for his life.

Only hours after the attack, the Ontario Ministry of Natural Resources and Forestry issued a warning concerning the use of moose urine. The ministry states that this is the third attack of this kind to occur in the province since 2011 and that all three were due to urine spills.

8 Comments on "Hunter nearly killed by brutal sexual assault from 1,200 lbs moose"

  1. People reap what they sow. Those who thirst for blood, often shed their own. Just take a camera instead of a big gun and stop collecting the urine of wild animals (sick). Just leave others alone in their own habitat. Have you not taken enough land and lives to satisfy your nasty, cruel greed? Karma showed up immediately this time. It always shows up eventually.

  2. Shame he didnt get raped to death

  3. Hahahaha. Peed myself laughing.

  4. Hahaha. Hope the bastard dies! If you hunt, you’re a cunt! Go vegan.

    • Fuckoff,the world puts up with your choice bigmouth.

    • Jerk… Don’t kill animals for food but you wish a human dead
      Hypocrite Jerk

    • Hey John……If you are a vegan that is great but…..being a jackass isn’t!!!! You sir….will be judged on judgement day! If you don’t eat meat that is fine but nobody says nasty things to you about being a vegan. What a terrible and nasty person you are with your comment!!!

  5. I hope the moose wasn’t killed. All of these incidents were caused from spilled urine? Seems like they need to get a better container.

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