Hospital employee arrested for impregnating 26 women in coma

Albuquerque, NM | Juan Enrique Rafael Ramirez Rene Lopez, a 38-year-old janitor working at Bernalillo Medical Center, has been apprehended by police this morning after being accused of sexually assaulting several women in a vegetative state.

Authorities were warned by the man’s girlfriend that he was sleeping with women in a comatic state at his workplace after the couple had gotten into a fight and she had threatened to leave him.

Mr. Lopez would have then told his girlfriend that he had cheated on her multiple times with women at the hospital.

“He told me that I was boring in bed, that he could get laid as much as he wanted at his job and that he got laid all the time. That’s when I got suspicious,” she told reporters.

“He often joked around about the patients in coma at the hospital. He liked to brag about how he could fart in their faces and put the music really loud and no one would ever complain” she added, visibly distraught by the whole affair.

“He even sent me selfies of himself on Snapchat with his pants down while he was farting in their faces, it was really gross. I wish I had warned authorities earlier but he had promised me we would get engaged,” she admitted in tears.


The hospital’s administration concluded that he had possibly impregnated 26 of the 37 women ranging between 13 and 43 years of age in the rehabilitation department

Traces of DNA

Traces of semen, urine and fecal matter have been found by inspectors on the genitals of the patients but also at different areas on their bodies and on their faces.

“144 specimens of semen, urine, and fecal matter were found on the various victims’ feet, legs, genital area but especially the mouth, ears, and eyes,” detailed forensic investigator Diane Tell in her report.

It also seems that Mr. Lopez had a weakness for “ejaculating in his victims’ hair” as 90% of the semen was found in that area corroborates the report.

Traces of fecal matter were also found on 13 of the 17 men in a comatic state as well, an Albuquerque Police spokesman also confirmed.

5 Comments on "Hospital employee arrested for impregnating 26 women in coma"

  1. From the Director of the facility, to the Registered Nurse, to the CNA’s are all responsible for these comatose patients. They should be charged for Negligence of their duties. These patients should be turned and changed, every two hours in their eight or twelve hour shifts. How come this man who is a Janator that pick up trash and mope floor have access to perform sex on the comatose patients. People who are in comatose state can hear everything that people are saying around them. Be very careful what you say or do to them.

  2. I actually do not understand how this janitor have access to all these coma patients he had sex with????? Where are the nurses in charge of these comatose patients???? Is he having sex with them at the Intensive Care Unit (ICU)? Or if these comatose patients are in the Nursing Facilities, where are the Staff RN’S, RN’S, and the Certified Nursing Assistants on day or night shift??? All of the are responsible for the car and safe keeping of these patients in coma. This man is just a Janator that is cleaning the facilities where these Patients are.

  3. Yes stay with your family members if you can. Watch everything. I have been a nurse for a long time and the standards for health care workers have been lowered significantly.

  4. Eliyahu Goldberg | June 16, 2017 at 6:33 pm | Reply

    This stuff never happened back when hospitals were segregated…

  5. You get what you give!!!! He deserves whatever he faces in jail.

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