Florida Man Falls Victim to Leprosy After Sex with Armadillo

Maytown, FA | A 22-year old man has contracted leprosy after family members admittedly reported to officials that the young man had frequent sexual relations with the family’s domesticated armadillo.

The young man that is being hospitalized at the Central Florida Regional Hospital is suffering from an advanced condition that doctors have determined to be Hansen’s disease, or leprosy, an affliction that has seen a dramatic revival in southern states where 9 cases have already been diagnosed in Florida alone since last October, according to the Department of Health.

Doctors interrogated family members after the disease had proliferated to the young man’s pubic area, an uncommon area of the body for the affliction to spread.

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Dr. James H. Potter, of the Central Florida Regional Hospital, says every reported case of leprosy this year involved people who were in direct contact with armadillos

Not an STD

“At first glance, we tried to treat the affliction as an STD, but we soon realized our treatments were unsuccessful and the disease kept spreading more intensely until family members decided to tell us about the family animal” explains Dr. James H. Potter.

“The family was afraid of legal consequences for the boy, but I’m glad they told us the entire story so that we can now treat him properly and prevent further spread of the disease” he added.

The family members intervention might have saved the man’s life, believe experts.

A shy young man

“Timothy always had a hard time interacting with others and making friends. He was always so keen about animals, so we decided to let him keep the animal after he had caught him last spring” admits Jane Whitestone, mother of the 22-year old man.

“He was very fond of the little critter, he would spend all his time with him, even sleeping with him at night. We knew it was a bit awkward for a 22-year old to spend so much time with an armadillo, but he looked so happy, we never said a thing” she told local reporters.

According to the Center for Disease Control, armadillos are the only animal to carry leprosy, a bacterial disease that affects the skin and nerves. The Health Resources and Services Administration has reported that there are currently about 6,500 cases of the disease in the U.S.

7 Comments on "Florida Man Falls Victim to Leprosy After Sex with Armadillo"

  1. This almost as good as the African boy who is half chimpanzee – his mother fucked a chimpanzee and out came him – Africans are known to fuck primates, they have had lots of practice

  2. What’s with all the political references??? WTF does it matter who voted for who??? Some of you people (you know who you are) need to just shut the fuck up.

  3. He has such a tiny dick it didn’t kill the animal that’s why girls don’t want him. I’m shy but I never raped an innocent animal. His family and him need jail time. If he raped an animal that little how do they know he didn’t rape family members kids or babies!? All kids he’s ever been around need to be tested and let him die he deserves it. Think most of Florida just needs to be bombed to many retards and inbred sickos down there! The animal should be taken away from this family and whole family should be banned from having “any” pets for the rest of there lives! POS spycho sicko retards!

  4. End time, God have mercy on your people

  5. Why pasty? Why | June 1, 2019 at 8:47 pm | Reply

    Nice try.Must be some white code, calling a 22yr old man a “young boy”. Just read an article with the same hypocrites referring to a 15yr old Black child as a “guy” and “man”.

    Furthermore, is there anything these cruel, white subhumans will not stick their small shriveled up pasty penis into. Is there anything they won’t shove up their vagina or rectum?.

    • Concerned Subhuman | August 9, 2019 at 6:40 pm |

      Why on earth did you make this about race? Why on earth is this the first thing you people think of with anything?! And When I say you people, I don’t mean what ever race you are, I mean you people as in people who think like this, as in unstable Psychos that freak out and think everything is a personal attack.

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