Florida: 16 Girls Found Pregnant After Teenager Ejaculates in Pool

Tallahassee, FL | 16 young teenage girls between the age of 13 and 17 years of age have become pregnant after a pool party went terribly wrong, reports the Tallahassee Herald this morning.

A simple weekend pool party turned to tragedy when one of the young men attending the birthday celebration ejaculated in the pool without warning the house guests, accidentally ending up impregnating half of the girls present at the celebration.

“I’m glad I didn’t have my swimsuit that day,” remembers Daliah Jennings, present during the celebration.

“It was a surprise party to celebrate my 15th birthday, let’s just say that a baby in my womb is the kind of present I’m glad I didn’t get” she acknowledges, visibly relieved of not getting pregnant.


Tommy Coulter has admitted to ejaculating in the pool, thus accidentally impregnating 16 of the young women present

“Nothing like an orgy”

The young man claims there was no sex at the party at all and that he only ejaculated in the pool by accident.

“Some people in town say we had some kind of wild sex orgy going on and that’s how I got all those girls pregnant, but I’m proud to say that I am still a virgin and that if anyone doesn’t believe me, I’m ready to undergo medical examination to prove it if that’s what it takes,” says the 15 year old. “I’ve become some sort of a local celebrity.

“People come up to me all the time and shake my hand and congratulate me, but I didn’t do anything!” he adds, visibly sincere.

“Highly” potent sperm

Dr. John Suzukima of Tallahassee Memorial Healthcare Hospital, who was the first to link the multiple births to a single cause, believes the young man has a rare medical condition called spermafortis which makes his semen unusually potent.


Dr. John Suzukima of Tallahassee Memorial Healthcare Hospital believes Tommy Coulter has unusually potent semen

“Clinical tests have proven that people who suffer from spermafortis have sperm counts close to a thousand times more potent and rich in spermatozoids than the average man,” he explains. “This kind of semen is fairly similar to that of common water mammals, such as dolphins, manatees and seals and has properties that make it incredibly resistant to water. This condition could definitely explain what happened in this case but clinical trials and further tests would be needed to prove this theory,” he told local reporters.

Most of the 16 girls are scheduled to undergo an abortion although two of the impregnated girls’ families have reportedly admitted that they have decided to bring the birth to term being devout Christians.

5 Comments on "Florida: 16 Girls Found Pregnant After Teenager Ejaculates in Pool"

  1. Sperm can live in salty water (but not for a long period if time), but not a normal chlorinated pool water.

  2. He does needs to take responsibility!

  3. john john john john | October 30, 2016 at 5:18 am | Reply

    Based on the science of this science-backed article, I guess I got my family constipated by defecating into my pants and then proceeding to wash the stains out in the general laundry. Sorry, guys. 😛

  4. Scientifically proven, the only way to impregnate those girls are to have sex, 2. The pool was chlorinated and chlorine is a type of acid which in terms would have killed off all the sperms and other things in the pool, 3. Just because he has a medical condition doesnt make a lick of sense of how he got them pregnant , so to the point people , that boy had unprotected sex and was apparently unwatched which means he needs to face the piper. Punished for it.

  5. This is impossible for multiple reasons.
    1. The pool probably has cloride in it, this would kill the semen.
    2. Sperm cells travel at a speed of 3 to 4 millimeters per minute they would take way to even reach a girl, pass their swimming clothing enter their, vaginas and reach the eggcell without running out of food. It takes 1 to 2 days to reach the eggcell even when semen is ejaculated inside the vagine at 45 km/h!
    3. These cells need to find their way to wards the girl through hormones, these would be dispersed through the water so highly unlikely chance they even found a girl.
    etc, etc a basic bioligy book for middleschool debunks all this. Those girl didn’t get pregnant from a boy who ejaculated in a pool…

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