Elderly couple accidentally burns house down during sex game involving WW2 flamethrower

Sand Springs, Oklahoma | A couple’s sexual game turned horribly wrong this morning, as they accidentally burned their house to the ground with a 75-year old flamethrower.

Firefighters were called on the site around 11:15 this morning after receiving an unusual phone call but could do nothing to save the 45-year old house from being a total loss.

Nancy Brown, the 911 operator who answered the call from 96-year old Maurice Fogerty, says she first thought she was dealing with pranksters when he told her he had “torched the house with napalm while having sex with his wife”.

“He told me he was penetrating his wife with his M1, as usual, but got too excited and activated the flamethrower.”

Ms. Brown says the explanation shocked her for a moment, and it took her almost a minute to realize it was actually true.

“He kept repeating that everything was burning and I could hear his wife screaming behind him, but I still couldn’t believe this could be real.”

911 operator Nancy Brown says this was the first time in her 9 years at this job that she confuses a real incident with a prank.

Mr. Fogerty and his wife were transported to the hospital to be treated for the psychological shock caused by the event but are otherwise uninjured.

They shouldn’t face any criminal charges. but may have problems when it comes to claiming their insurance policies, as damage caused by the use of weapons during sex games is rarely covered.

A case involving a Gatling gun in 2004 and another involving a rocket launcher in 2011 have made their way to court, and in both cases the insurance company didn’t have to pay anything to the claimants.

5 Comments on "Elderly couple accidentally burns house down during sex game involving WW2 flamethrower"

  1. insurance wont cover this,

  2. One does NOT necessarily need to be playing some dumb-A__ slap stickish sexual GAME,, for a disaster like this to happen. Loss of home to fire could (easily) happen to anyONE of us,, at pretty much any time. Example: Rodents could be inside the walls,,, chewing on the wiring,, causing an “Electrical” fire. A lightning strike could happen (and at almost any time). Strong winds could blow something flammable onto your roof,, things like that.

  3. Someone in this relationship is hot… is it the wife, husband, or the flamethrower?

  4. If they had Farmers, they seem to cove all sorts of strange claims

  5. the insurance company should have to cover the replacement of there house

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