Elderly couple accidentally burns house down during sex game involving WW2 flamethrower

Sand Springs, Oklahoma | A couple’s sexual game turned horribly wrong this morning, as they accidentally burned their house to the ground with a 75-year old flamethrower.

Firefighters were called on the site around 11:15 this morning after receiving an unusual phone call but could do nothing to save the 45-year old house from being a total loss.

Nancy Brown, the 911 operator who answered the call from 96-year old Maurice Fogerty, says she first thought she was dealing with pranksters when he told her he had “torched the house with napalm while having sex with his wife”.

“He told me he was penetrating his wife with his M1, as usual, but got too excited and activated the flamethrower.”

Ms. Brown says the explanation shocked her for a moment, and it took her almost a minute to realize it was actually true.

“He kept repeating that everything was burning and I could hear his wife screaming behind him, but I still couldn’t believe this could be real.”

911 operator Nancy Brown says this was the first time in her 9 years at this job that she confuses a real incident with a prank.

Mr. Fogerty and his wife were transported to the hospital to be treated for the psychological shock caused by the event but are otherwise uninjured.

They shouldn’t face any criminal charges. but may have problems when it comes to claiming their insurance policies, as damage caused by the use of weapons during sex games is rarely covered.

A case involving a Gatling gun in 2004 and another involving a rocket launcher in 2011 have made their way to court, and in both cases the insurance company didn’t have to pay anything to the claimants.

4 Comments on "Elderly couple accidentally burns house down during sex game involving WW2 flamethrower"

  1. Omg right on ! Way to go at 96 dammm !I hope the insurance company gives them something come on now how many ppl at that age pay all those years and that’s how they get a claim at there age , give it to them I would ! Hats off to them !

  2. You know, I’m sick and tired of the insurance game myself. If it wasn’t required on my car I’d have NONE. You pay whatever price some Jack ass in a suit pulls out of his ass. All on the gamble that you might or might not burn your house down. Then when you do they weasel their way out of paying you YOUR money back!! We’ll see all of you people involved in insurance in hell!! I’ll save you a seat!! Lol

    • I know, it’s ridiculous! We could actually pay for the damage if we didn’t have to pay for the monthly premiums and just put half of that in the bank for those situations 🤦‍♀️

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