Detroit woman gives birth to her 14th child from 14 different fathers

A 36-year-old woman from Michigan has made a crashing entrance into the Guinness Book of World Records yesterday at the Harper University Hospital by giving birth to her 14th child all born from different fathers.

According to the internationally recognized authority on the cataloging and verification of world records, Anita Sullivan has just become the first woman in recorded history to conceive children with more than thirteen different men.

“I’m extremely proud to have broken a World Record,” Ms. Sullivan told reporters. “My mother always told me that I was lazy and worthless, and that I would never accomplish anything in my life. Now, I’ve shown everyone that she was wrong, and that I can even be the best in the world when I put my mind to something. In fact, I’ve just accomplished something that no one had done before!”

Anita Sullivan says she’s been unlucky with relationships in the past, but she believes that this time she may have found the man of her life.

“I’m good at having babies, but I’m really awful when it comes to picking the fathers of my children,” says the young woman. “This time, however, I think I’ve learned from my past mistakes. Ramón isn’t like all the jerks I’ve dated before. We’ve been together for almost a year and a half, and I really believe it could work between us.”


Ms. Sullivan’s thirteen other children were all present at the hospital to meet their new sibling. They were all extremely proud to hear that their mother had broken a Guinness World Record, and posed happily for the 2017 edition of the book.

After their meeting with Ms. Sullivan, the representatives of Guinness opened a second investigation concerning the record for the number of child support pensions received by one person.

The Detroit native is already the beneficiary of pensions paid by 11 different men and is implicated in two other custody cases which should proceed before the family court over the next two months.

The investigation should be over by the month of March 2016 and Guinness will then be able to tell if Ms. Sullivan holds a second World Record or not.

7 Comments on "Detroit woman gives birth to her 14th child from 14 different fathers"

  1. SeriouslyTEYJMB | February 21, 2016 at 8:31 am | Reply

    How proud her family must be, and her kids when they grown up and choose 1 of 2 options. Hopefully they won’t choose the one their whorish mother took.

  2. I thought “Idiocracy” was mere entertainment. Because you can breed doesn’t mean you should be allowed to. This poor, simple tart who, apparently, hasn’t the morals or self-control to keep her legs together longer than five minutes, now influences 14 future adults with her lack of ethics and morals. I weep for society when this family is old enough to propagate her example.

  3. Whether she loves her children or not, this is not some great accomplishment to be proud of. I wont judge her for having multiple sexual partners. I will however point out the irresponsibility of proper birth control. Women have fought and lost lives over the freedom to vote, work, and become a dominate presence in todays society only to be slapped in the face by this cliche’ of barefoot and pregnant. Everyone has the right in this country to live the way they choose but in my opinion, this is just irresponsible, self humiliating selfishness that sends no good message to todays young women. This is sick and disgusting. You want 14 kids? Open a day care, adopt or foster. Im not issuing or polishing up an award for who can hold their legs the highest and widest longest. Another Duggar in the making.

  4. While reading the article it clearly states the children are supported by their fathers’ pensions, which is as it should be.

  5. Wow sad smh.

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