Denmark government temporarily legalizes ‘sex with domestic animals’ during confinement

The Denmark government has passed a temporary law making bestiality legal once again in the country.

Denmark had become one of the last European countries to ban bestiality in 2015 but parliamentarians chose to suspend the law this week for an undetermined period of time.

Police forces in Copenhague were overwhelmed by citizens denouncing their neighbors having sex with their domestic animals during the confinement, forcing Parliament to temporarily legalize bestiality until the pandemic is over.

“I would rather my citizens having sexual intercourse with their domestic animals, and enjoying themselves during the confinement than to go completely insane with boredom,” said Prime Minister Mette Frederiksen.

Health Minister of Denmark, Magnus Heunicke, said that bestiality, although illegal, has been shown to lower blood pressure and symptoms of anxiety and depression and is now part of the stress-relieving approach the government is taking during the confinement.

“Multiple studies indicate that sexual intercourse with pets is a powerful form of stress relief, lowering not only blood pressure but also harmful stress hormones associated with depression and anxiety, and elevating beneficial ones linked to happiness and relaxation,” Health Minister Heunicke explained.

When asked if the law could be sustained indefinitely after the pandemic, Prime Minister Frederiksen said she was not closed to the idea.

“Many things will change after the end of the pandemic, maybe the population will wish to carry on with such practices. The people will decide,” Frederiksen told reporters.

Imam Mohammed Eriksson Shroeder, a representative of the Danish Shia Muslim community, praised the announcement and said it was great news for the Shia and Sunni Muslim communities alike explaining that the practice had always conformed to Islamic law “if, and only, the animal is butchered after the sexual act.”

4 Comments on "Denmark government temporarily legalizes ‘sex with domestic animals’ during confinement"

  1. God’s law is not legal and illegal. Those two things are used by Satan to immitate God’s law, not having a lick of love in it. People don’t know scripture? The Unseen Father will not judge in a condemning way. Will those that condemn escape judgment? Hardly. They are asking to be condemned. Jesus is the only one who judges as to who will maintain peace in his kingdom, and who will not maintain peace in his kingdom.

  2. Artie whitefox | August 6, 2021 at 10:31 pm | Reply

    Judging ourselves is important. Who are we like, Jesus or the adversary? Judging others is important too. That judging condemns no one. Jesus looks to see who is like him, praising them, judging rightly. Jesus had compassion on they that were not like him, wanting them to talk, and behave like him.

  3. Artie whitefox | August 6, 2021 at 10:28 pm | Reply

    Judging ourselves is important. Who are we like, Jesus or the adversary? Judging others is important too. That judging condemns no one. Jesus looks to see who is like him, praising them, judging rightly.

  4. Artie whitefox | August 6, 2021 at 10:27 pm | Reply

    Judging ourselves is important. Who are we like, Jesus or the adversary? Judging others is important too. That judging condemns no one them. Jesus looks to see who is like him, praising them, judging rightly.

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