COVID-19 outbreak at Las Vegas strip club after stripper squirted vaginal fluids onto eighteen clients

A Las Vegas stripper potentially infected hundreds with COVID-19 from squirting vaginal fluids offstage reports KCWQ-Las Vegas.

Helen “Bunny” Lagrande, 26, and eighteen clients of the Red Baron, a local Las Vegas strip club, have been hospitalized after a Friday night performance.

Lagrande performs her squirting show 3 times a week but it appears that she lost control that night and accidentally sprayed several clients.

“Usually she doesn’t squirt as far, it just drips down onto the stage, but this time it went up 30 feet in the air, hit the ceiling fan and covered the whole floor,” Red Baron patron Zoe Pitt told reporters.

Red Baron patron Zoe Pitt claims Helen “Bunny” Lagrande who usually squirts on stage three times a week lost control during her performance, accidentally spraying at least 18 clients with her vaginal fluids and infecting them with the coronavirus.

“It was coming out like a geyser. I had to take at least three showers to get rid of the stench and burn my clothes so my wife wouldn’t ask any questions,” another client added.

One eyewitness also reported that the vaginal fluids spread onto several clients’ faces, eyes, and mouths, possibly facilitating the infection.

“I was sitting in the front row and got the full blast of the squirt. Doctors said it went down my throat and directly into my lungs” one hospitalized client told reporters.

The Red Baron administrators say they have now defined new sanitary protocols to prevent and direct vaginal fluids such as the use of a large straw and/or garden hose.

Last week a similar event occurred in the area after six clients were infected with the coronavirus when a strip club dancer with diarrhea symptoms accidentally defecated onto several clients during a show.

3 Comments on "COVID-19 outbreak at Las Vegas strip club after stripper squirted vaginal fluids onto eighteen clients"

  1. that sounds about right here in brazil

  2. My s^%^%#%^t hit the fan!

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