Cousins arrested after refusing to stop having sex during funeral ceremony

Talladega, AL | An Alabama couple has been arrested after refusing to stop having sexual intercourse during their grandmother’s funeral ceremony.

Tiffany Bates, 31, and Clifton Bridges, 19, who are in fact close relatives, were apprehended by Talladega County Police after employees of the Talladega Funeral Home complained that the couple was having “loud sex,” “perturbing funeral services” as well as “scaring the guests.”

Tiffany Bates and Clifton Bridges, who were both attending the funeral ceremony of their grandmother with other family members, decided to skip away from the funeral ceremony and indulge in sexual activities only meters away.

“We alerted Talladega police after several unsuccessful attempts to stop them from having sex on the property of the funeral home” explained Talladega Funeral Home employee, Jane Andrews.

“The woman just kept screaming and the boy just kept pounding her like he was in a porn movie. They both looked high as fuck,” said another employee.

Both suspects admitted being under the influence of amphetamines, GHB, and crystal meth when apprehended according to Talladega County Police Officer, Samuel Johnson.

Both suspects admitted being under the influence of amphetamines, GHB, and crystal meth when apprehended according to Talladega County Police Officer, Samuel Johnson.

Loving cousins

Apparently, Tiffany Bridges and Clifton Bridges are first cousins and had been living together as a couple for the past 6 months according to family members.

“There is no law against first cousins having consensual sexual relationships in Alabama, so no charges will be pressed on that account” Talladega County Deputy Sheriff, Adam Watts, said yesterday.

The couple faces 26 charges for lewd and lascivious behavior, disturbing the peace, obscenity in a public place and drug possession.

5 Comments on "Cousins arrested after refusing to stop having sex during funeral ceremony"

  1. Seeing the looks of that woman she is too challenged to skip anywhere.

  2. The closer the kin the further in!🤛🤓🧐😩😫

  3. Pasty Shaved chi... | June 1, 2019 at 7:53 pm | Reply

    White, closely related, Alabama
    Trumptard stronghold. Enough said.

  4. Donba kate morgan | January 18, 2019 at 6:39 am | Reply

    Bible belt
    No laws against cousins
    She is almost 2x as old as him
    Yikes

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