Cops beat up teen after bank teller mistakes his erection for a pistol

Detroit, MI | A 17-year-old teenager is now lying in critical condition at the Detroit Medical Center after he was believed to be attempting a holdup at the Detroit Liberty Bank and was shot at twelve times by police officers.

Jamal Freeman was brutally beaten by six police officers after trying to flee the scene until he surrendered and was arrested six blocks away report officials.

The 17-year-old, that miraculously survived the salvo of gunshots, currently lies in an artificially induced comatic state and has now officially been cleared of all charges of bank robbery.

Camera footage showed that the young man was apparently in full erection while waiting in line and thus confused the bank teller in thinking he was concealing a weapon in his pants.

” He reached for something in his pants, I thought it was a gun 

– Sandy Heinrich, bank teller

Bank teller Sandy Heinrich, 83, immediately pushed the alert button which brought intervention by two bank security guards and eventually six police officers only minutes later

Bank teller, Sandy Heinrich, immediately pushed the alarm button which brought the intervention of two security guards and eventually six police officers only minutes later

Persecuted because he’s black

His mother, Jennabelle Freeman, says her son is a victim of racist discrimination and that all this would not have happened if he had been white.

“Of course black people have larger penises, it ain’t no freakin’ reason to shoot at them,” she told reporters in tears.

“Jamal has always had a very, very large penis, even when he was just a kid, his dad had even nicknamed him the Big Black Boa” she recalls, in despair.

“Never would I have thought he would get harmed in any way because of this,” she said.

Eyewitness testimony and camera footage inside the bank clearly attest to the fact that the teenager had been “sturdily manipulating his penis with both of his hands” on the scene corroborated officials.

Although no weapons were found on the suspect, officials have confirmed that charges for public indecency could still be pressed against him.

8 Comments on "Cops beat up teen after bank teller mistakes his erection for a pistol"

  1. Christopher | May 30, 2019 at 1:49 pm | Reply

    Wow thats crazy you cant even hav a big cock without getting shot at ..this world is fcked up.i wonder what they say about white women with big tits will they get a ticket for not turning off there high beams

  2. This is what happens to innocent blacks because of the actions of criminal blacks. And do blacks use guns to rob and kill often? EVERY DAY. Don’t blame whites for expecting the worst from blacks. When their behavior changes, maybe people like that bank teller won’t panic so quickly.

    • Shut the fuck up. U just mad cause he got a bigger cock then u. Micropenis headass motherfucker. Racist white bastard. 99 year old virgin. U get offended when a bitch reach down for yo strap.

    • Not from the caucus | July 17, 2019 at 1:02 pm |

      You truly are an idiot. “do blacks use guns to rob and kill often? EVERY DAY” you can’t be serious.

    • So should we all panic when a white male come around our daughters. He may not have a large phallus but that sure as hell don’t stop them from commiting the most deviant sexual crimes. Check the statistics.

  3. This open season of brutalizing and killing black people has got to end before there is an explosion

  4. The teller probably hadn’t seen a penis in years. How incredibly insane is that. I’m pretty sure the young man panicked.

    He was unarmed at any rate, why would they have to beat him like that?

    p.s. I’m up in age too. So I can say that about the teller.

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